First off, I am now working with the editorial staff to help the exploding topics page section. So, let me know if you have any questions with your topic pages or need any help with any photoshops or boob and penis jokes or just want to e-mail pictures of your boobs or boobs.

I have ridden a camel. I have failed a lie detector test (Have you ever tried to violently over throw the U.S. government? Have you committed a felony since the age of 18 and tried to cover it up? Have you committed illegal sex acts?). I was the best man at a mail order bride wedding for people I didn't even know. Law school graduate. I speak fluent Russian. I own an acoustic guitar, but I don't know how to play it. I own a gun and I do know how to play with it. I am married and have two boys. I like boxing and MMA. Amateur chef. I like movies, especially horror movies about the undead. I like computers. I like Metallica. I know all the words to Con Te Partiro. I also have a Wii and a PS3, but I never have time to play them. I have never seen Saved by the Bell, Full House, or Family Matters. I have never heard a Hannah Montana song or Jonas Brothers song and I don't know very many memes.