If You Could Go Back and Change Anything
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its a paradox, as soon as you kill your former self, you will cease to exist!
ReplyIn addition to the obvious going back and pretty much building up my net worth, I would have never got married, and I would have probably gotten like 8 undergrad degrees for the heck of it. Especially since I'd be rich anyway.
ReplyOr I'd just go back and sterilize my parents before my birth.
Oh God, I don't want to go back. I worked hard to get where I am and want to stay here, thanks very much. Makes me shudder to think of it.
ReplyMan, what a waste of potential! There are so, so, so many things I would do if I could go back a few years... But it would start with winning four or more states' "Super Lotto's" to get my net worth up to a few billion dollars... Then, I'd take that money, and buy as much Google stock as possible the moment it was released, for $20/share, then sell it off at $400/share and have hundreds of billions of dollars... Then, I'd just go crazy... Private islands, 200ft yachts, private planes, multiple houses, etc. But I would at least start a number of businesses making things that hadn't been invented yet, ensuring a steady income. I'd be like Branson and Hughes x100000 :)
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesOh, and I would use that money to somehow legalize drugs and set up QUALITY treatment centers all over the nation to help addicts recover.
Better world, by me ;)
You will remember this very post as the moment that I, your arch-nemesis, have discovered your plans and foiled them by systematically neutralizing all of your supra-temporal acts, such that absolutely nothing has changed and everything appears exactly as it is now.
I will go back and foil DH's plans if you split the money with me.
I'd go back to stop BadSmash from foiling DemonHide's plan. Then I'd get rid of DemonHide, wait for this comic and steal his post, word for word.
Unfunny, also good job inserting an apple product in there. Only ass smears use apple computers.
ReplyThere are actually two! Does that mean twice the fanboy rage?
I would go back and tell myself to smile more and dance in the moonlight. Then I'd take big step back while my other future self came back and beat the ever living s**t out of our smiling, dancing former self. Then, I don't know. Arbies?
ReplyWow that was about as funny as the comics in an elementary school newspaper.
Reply*remembers High school* *tears slowly leaks*
ReplyTears slowly leak.
As to whether leaks slowly tear, alas, I am no chef.
They had iPhones in 2008.
ReplyThere must be a glitch... I don't see a comic.
ReplyI would travel to an alternate timeline, not my own. that way I won't end the universe when I have sex with myself.
Replyaccidentally thumb you down, sorry about that.
kneegrows smell like shit. :)
Reply Hide All See All 4 Repliesare you actually racist or are you just trolling, 'cause I could learn to respect trolls.
Don't insult our large-kneed overlords, fiend!
Is this really your entire purpose here? Did you really create an account with an offensive joke as the name just to post the same offensive joke in the comments repeatedly?
I smell a sad sad teenager who gets a kick out of 'making a difference' on a small corner of the internet. "Look at me! I made people maaad, ooohhh Im really f*****g cool! Trollololololol".
Huh?
ReplyMan, people take this stuff a little seriously! I thought it was a cute little comic. I wasn't expecting a miracle. Good work, I smiled and chuckled! :)
ReplyBigtalls.c0m..a nice club for tàll people to date. You need not to be beautiful or handsome,if you are over 5'8", as long as you are tàll, you are very popular here.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesI'm a midget with a 5'8'' long erection. Does that count?
seems legit
Since when did average height become a fetish?
Cute, but not funny.
Replyhmm I don't know. That put a smile on my face at least.
That doesn't mean it was funny, smiley.
This is basically the plot of 'Primer'
ReplyOr what happens when you huff a lot of primer.
I smell niggers HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesDie in a fire.
Ugh and I can smell your stinky ass. It's called deoderant man.
Stay classy, ismell.
If I could go back in time, I'd bring a copy of each Harry Potter book a year before JK Rowling wrote it.
ReplyWe should take the Twin Towers, and push it somewhere else!
ReplyThat idea may just be crazy enough... TO GET US ALL KILLED!