The 7 Stages of Not Doing the Dishes [CHART]
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I wash my dishes at Step 3. If I wouldn't want my mother to see my dirty dish collection, that's when I gets to scrubbin'.
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ReplyThe worst part about dishes to me is that annoying 'squeaky' feeling you get on your hands. And everyone's nasty leftovers that need to be fed to the sink monster (food disposer).
ReplyI used to do dishes that way until i got tired of wearing a chemical suit to do em cuz of all the toxic mold growing on the dishes. It's so much easier if you rinse off stuff and put them straight in the dishwasher as you use them; then they don't pile up and become a big pain in the ass to do later.
ReplyAh, but what if you don't have a dishwasher?
unless you have a wife, then replace stage 2 with "getting bitched at" stage 3 with "constant bitching." Stage 4 is either murder or doing dishes.
ReplyAlso appropriate if you're the oldest kid.
Your kitchen cleaning skills are almost as lazy as your photoshopping. Piss poor chart...
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesStop being a miserable f*ck.
your dick is small
lmao. what a troll
This is why I proposed with buying a dish-washer. My darling swooned :3
ReplyOr, you know, you could just buy a dishwasher.
Reply"Marry one" is more socially correct in countries where slavery is frowned upon.
lol @gsuripper
ReplyDisney betrayed me once again; there are no cute animals who come clean your s**t and snapping your fingers Poppins style is a sham.
My pile is now placed in a plastic box and carefully hidden beneath a red and white checkered kitchen towel... my supply of paper plates and (ridiculously long) toothpicks is shrinking rapidly....*starts playing the violin*.
Lame. Didn't even spell check. This didn't even have a single written paragraph and still managed to be completely mangled. Also, it wasn't funny in the least.
ReplyOh yes it was...
What a lazy ode to lazyness, get off your fat ass and scrub.
Reply"Flee" written directly across the crotch seems to change the picture irreparably for me.
Replyyou've been reading Cracked too long.
If you rinse the dishes well using one of those sprayers with good water pressure, dishes aren't hard to wash at all even without hours of soaking. If you DON'T and just leave food to get caked on and dried, it's hellish.
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If you rinse the dishes well using one of those sprayers with good water pressure, dishes aren't hard to wash at all" - ESPECIALLY if said sprayer is in the bathroom and the dishes are in the tub. Just give 'em a good ol' shower!
No lie, I once took my dishes to the self-serve car wash for a good pre-treating.
this is why i only have paper plates and bowls and plastic spoons knifes and forks. it only cost a few bucks to get it all at the 99 cents store. can last a few month.
Reply"Seriously consider the idea of a one-pronged"
Reply...what?
Using a knife as a fork
haha! A little too accurate
ReplyYeah, this hit close to home (I've never gotten to the last step, but I've been through all the others!)
Fork it!!!
ReplyWith the one-prong thing, I think you forgot a word at the
ReplyI share the house with 5 children (all younger than me), 4 adults and a hobo who moved in a few years ago because my stupid grandma. Dishes can hardly be helped in this house. And don't even get me started on laundry.
ReplyThe stage with the "That should be good enough, right?" hit WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too close to home. Are you secretly spying on me?
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