The Last Airbender Movie
The Last Airbender is a film directed by M. Night Shyamalan, in much the same way that a steaming pile of crap on your lawn is "directed" by your dog's anus.
Just The Facts
- If you're reading this, you did not see this movie.
- If you did see this movie, you didn't like it.
- If you liked it, you are M. Night Shyamalan.
- Although honestly? Probably not even then.
Cast of Characters and Pronunciation
If your English-speaking movie is an adaptation of an English-speaking TV show being marketed to English-speaking audiences, you have absolutely no excuse for pronouncing all of your character's names wrong. Unless you've never actually seen the show, which...really makes a lot of sense, come to think of it.
Aang is the title character, a charming mystic youth called an "airbender" whose irreverent charm and happy-go-lucky attitude caused the complete and total genocide of his people. His name is pronounced like the last syllable in "boomerang". It is not pronounced like "hung" without the "h".

General Iroh is pronounced "eye rho" is not pronounced "ee rho". He offers wisdom and guidance to many characters in the show, followed by rough, unfriendly sex in the back of a van by the looks of him.
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Sokka is pronounced exactly the way it looks in the show. In the film, it's "soak a". He's the wacky comic relief in the series, which would usually mean he's the really fucking annoying one in the movie - but apparently even "annoying" is too much character depth of Shyamalan, so he's just a block of human-shaped wood surrounded by special effects like everybody else.

Gaping Plot Holes and Hollywood Ruination
Many parts of the show's story were blended together for the film. And that's understandable. Movies are a short-form medium: Some condensing of the plot and some missing characters are to be expected. If done skillfully, an adaptation can still capture the essence of the show for the movie-going audience, while maintaining the spirit of the original work for fans of the series. It is not done skillfully in The Last Airbender. It's done more like premature ejaculation sex, where one party (movie-goers) is left confused and ashamed, while the other party (fans of the show) are left enraged and disappointed.
Meeting Aang
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In the series, Katara and Sokka discover Aang sleeping in an ice cocoon, whereupon he awakens and befriends them. And aside from the fantastical elements, it is a simple, believable interaction - much like how real children might behave.
In the movie, the two find Aang trapped beneath the ice, whereupon they awaken him by smacking him with a boomerang over and over again. A baffling, kind of dickish interaction - much like how mildly retarded Australian jerks might behave.
Rescuing the Earth Benders
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Whatever else you might think about the show, at least it thinks the elemental, magical aspects through completely. For instance, in the series, the Earth Benders are held captive in a POW camp on an oil rig out to sea. This is to keep them from using their Earth mastery to escape - a simple detail that makes the world a bit more believable.
In the movie, the Earth Benders are imprisoned on...Earth. Just left there, on land, standing all over the one thing they and only they can use as a weapon. The only reason they didn't instantly and immediately beat their captors to death with mockingly large Earth fists? They weren't inspired enough. Enter our hero, who gives them a stirring speech about freedom that reminds them - oh yeah - they're literally standing on top of billions of tons of weapons they can use.
Half the Shit at the Northern Water Tribe

In the series, a water master named Pakku initially refuses to teach Katara how to use the powers of water, because he's just kind of a sexist dick. Much later, and only after eventually realizing that they're related, he caves and reluctantly teaches her. This shows that even the powerful and the wise can have massive character flaws that serve to humanize them. Further, a love triangle crops up between Sokka and a girl named Yue. Though she is engaged to be married, Sokka pursues her anyway. Again, this is not the "morally right" course of action, but it adds depth to an otherwise shallow character.
The ultimate lesson being: Even the best of us can be selfish, prejudiced or vain - it is the human condition.
In the movies, Pakku immediately and unhesitatingly teaches Katara... because he's wise! That's what wise dudes do; they teach crap and junk to whomever. Also, Yue is single, so Sokka can just up and hit that shit up for some weird, twisted elemental sex with no moral repercussions whatsoever.
The ultimate lesson being: Life is as easy and uncomplicated as it is awesome, water-bros!
Presumably they cut the alternate ending where they just all go surfing and high five into a wacky freeze-frame.






Avatar tv show sucks, this movie looks like it sucks, and M Night has sucked since The Sixth Sense. Although to be fair I can't stand any animation, especially anime. My favorite of his was The Village. That was pretty good, but there seems to be quite a bit of hate on it.
ReplyU troll much?
no you suck. and yes this movie sucked the tc show didnt but you yes you... you suck... is there enough sucks in this reply? i hope so because you suck.
you forgot the village
ReplyEveryone forgot The Village.
I didn't see it. I would have quit after Signs, and was talked into see Lady in the Water and The Happening by a person I used to be friends with, and now no longer speak to. As a film geek shimmmymyilan doesn't even come up on my radar aside from articles like these where I think "oh yea, that piece of shit". Did anyone see that cracked article about how Sixth Sense was ripped off? So he never really had anything going for him.
ReplyI went to see this in theaters with my girl friend because we were both fans of the series.
ReplyThe theater was empty accept for us, and the movie was boring so we just made out the whole time.
Don't remember the movie much, but I had fun.
You may be the only two people who got their money's worth.
they should've just used zuko's voice actor as the actor in the movie. HE FITS THE PART ALMOST PERFECTLY
ReplyIts one of the rare cases where the voice actor looks like the animated character.
Allegedly (and I say this with utter skepticism and an iota of hope) that this movie was utterly gutted into the editing suite - apparently there was an original arc with the Kyoshi Warriors that dominated the film and had to go. I doubt it would have saved it, but I am curious what they originally planned to make.
ReplyI'm not touching the race thing because, yeah, Asian-influenced world does not equal caucasian cast, but I do thing the actress playing Katara had potential, but had horrible direction. And that the entire cast needed to watch the entire series before filming commenced.
Mostly, I'm just pleased that both Toph and Bumi escaped character-assassination. Toph is too cool for that shit.
You forgot The Village...That one was really the first one that made me say WTF M...
ReplyEvery single thing about the show is based off Asian culture. What kind of idiot casts a bunch of white people as innuits and Tibetan monks, and Indians when they are clearly east asian?
ReplyWhen I made the mistake of watching this (pathetic) movie, my mind instantly set up blocks and went for the most minute decent aspects just to prevent me from possibly going insane from rage. Seriously. I wont even watch a trailer for this mess.
ReplyYou forgot about how they just ruined the ending with the big wave instead of the cool water-monster/rage-mode-Aang, they mispronounced 'Appa', and I don't even remember seeing Momo at all.
ReplyDownloaded it 'cause the idea seemed pretty cool, stopped watching about one minute in, horrible, horrible, horrible everything. Waste of bandwidth...
ReplyWhatever reason compelled you to do that, no matter how seemingly insignificant or miniscule, remember it in the future when you think about downloading a movie that the majority of the world hates.
This is one of the few movies that I actually hope gets redone in a few years. Hopefully by someone that actually knows the series, and wont just write a movie based on a s****y summary of the whole show
Replyanother movie similar. Eragon. Amazing bestselling book series and all but the movie was a piece of shit.
Another similar case: The Golden Compass
Shyamalan also completely ruined bending. In the show, bending was quick and the elemental effects came directly out of the movements. In the movie, it takes about 5 seconds of martial arts in order to produce an elemental effect. What's even worse is that no one tries to stop benders while they're doing their martial arts moves. There's more than enough time for an opponent to just go in and stab the bender with a sword but instead, they just stand there waiting for the bender to finish the attack.
ReplyPlus he made it so that fire benders need a fire source to bend, which really diminishes their threat. They would basically get their asses kicked whenever it rained. However, he also made all the other characters too stupid to go after the fire sources when they were fighting the fire benders.
The Last Shyamalan
ReplyThis movie was the first M. Night Shyamalan movie I ever saw. It seemed like he read an overview of the show off the back of a DVD case, then made a movie. Needless to say, I will not be here tomorrow, as I have to go... dig a hole. Yes, that's it.
ReplyHis other movies are actually worth seeing, as the article suggests (I think I'm unique among my friends in that I enjoyed Lady in the Water). This one was just... awful.
TEAM AVATAR'S REVIEW
ReplyZuko: That...wasn't a good play...
Aang: I'll say...
Katara: No kidding...
Suki: Horrible...
Toph: You said it...
Sokka: ...But the effects were decent.
What a lousy f*****g review. The effects were terrible.
@santodevaca Obviously, you didn't get the joke...
Honestly, I think Shyamalan was just f*****g with us on this one. How do you create something so abominable without an active intent to do so?
ReplyHINT:It's M Night Shyamalan.
No fan of avatar would f**k a movie up that bad. here's what the races should have been:
Reply Hide All See All 7 Replieswater tribes north and south: eskimo/native american
earth kingdom and air nomads: mix between asians and other races
fire nation: white
swamp people: white (hillbilly)
sand benders: middle east
i guess there's indian in there somewhere since the guru looks indian... but chirst almighty, let's just leave it as the great tv show it is.
The Fire Nation are supposed to be Japanese dude. There are no white people in Avatar.
No way, the fire nation was supposed to be Chinese. They were all expansive and shit! And airbenders are Tibetan. And Earth benders=???
Id say each nation represents the element of their own current system influenced by our previous civilizations, instead of race. Personally I take it fire nation is the thrid reich, they were very industrially advanced, precise, national pride, and it all followed one person's idea for the future. Earth is to itself, retaliative, and psychologically passive, this to me represents USA because a panic within the walls would cause governmental collapse. Water tribe, I would say would describe natives that focus on community. Air is definitely tibetian/shaolin, would is a similar system to water but this community focuses on self developement.
I'm pretty sure that the Earth Kingdom was Chinese and the Fire Nation was Japanese.
The annotated version of the show says the Earth Kingdom was based off of China. It's pretty obvious (names, the coin symbol, the giant f*****g wall)
The Fire Nation is Japan, the navy has to do with the fact that in the '50s, Japan was all about the boats.
Sorry misclick @quazar
If you absolutely must have white people, the earth benders seemed the closest in appearance to white people, but that's stretching it
They were all Chinese. All four of them. Each a different part of Chinese culture. Kyoshi island was supposed to be Japanese, but apart form that, 100% Chinese.
Although I went in knowing damn well this was going to be a horrible movie (dragon ball evolution, people!) I never expected it to be so bad God would throw up his arms and go "fuck this, I'm going back to Mars." I remember reading some of the reasons Night made the choices he did, one of which was he didn't include the Kyoshi warriors, who were actually a pretty important part of the show because they f*****g SHOW UP later and their leader becomes the love interest that sticks for sokka, because he wanted to cut the unimportant stuff for things that matter- like him talking to a ghost dragon! Because that s**t totally happened in the show, RIGHT?
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesHe also changed the pronunciation of the characters because he wanted it to relate more to English audiences. The same English audience the show was marketed towards. Just because Avatar's an anime (and you guys KNOW it is) doesn't mean it's foreign! It's actually harder to say UNG without sounding like a caveman and SOAK A without sounding like a foreigner who wants to learn about soccer! And EE ROH? Why is iroh so hard to pronounce? You can even make it into a pun by doing iRoh and have a silhouette of him dancing with an ipod on. EE ROH sounds like a pokemon. You know, the ones with an animated bag of garbage and sesame street characters in karate outfits?
And apparently he didn't know that bending was based on four (five with Toph) forms of martial arts, despite BEING CALLED martial arts in the show! Watching the fire benders flail around like idiots pretending to do martial arts made me gagged. And that stupid dance thing the earth "benders" do to move ONE rock. You see that picture up there of the really pissed off teen with pieces of coal and a look that says "I'm going to f*****g END you"? yeah, dude can fire off rocks like machine gun bullets. They all can. They even got two of them to concentrate a huge mass of coal down to the density and weight of lead and fired it off like a cannon with a simple hadoken stance. No stupid dance, just a simple arm thrust and a guy gets pelted with black diamonds. And dammit, fire bending was pretty cool, especiall Zuko's. he could BREAK DANCE to attack people! Despite what Cracked might say, dance fighting is pretty awesome when you use it less for dance and more for fighting.
But I can forgive all that. Really, I can. People make mistakes or misinterpret things. I didn't even realize ursula- Zuko's mother- killed Azulon until I troped the show. But there is one thing I cannot forgive. Appa. He didn't do anything! To everyone who watched the show, remember all the things Appa did? Let me sum it up in a way for people who didn't watch it can understand: Imagine if you had a flying ten ton bison with 8 legs, a beaver tail, and enough strength and stamina to withstand FOUR elephant tranquilizers AND smash solid concrete like it was used tissue paper, he was fiercely loyal to you and your friends, AND you can fly on him about as fast as an airplane, what would you do with him? You'd use him like a pokemon, right? have him watch your back while you do something awesome? It almost plays like a badass buddy cop movie- Baldy and the Beast (coming June 2012).
Appa was VITAL to the show. not only was he the main form of transportation and the life long friend of Aang but he fought some seriously powerful characters and curb stomped them. Yes, he did lose, but only after persistence did he go down. He was a TANK and he refused to drop until they gave him enough poison to knock out a whale. Gods help you if you're so f*****g stupid as to even TOUCH Aang without his permission, because the equivalent of a white semi truck will not only body slam you but send you flying with hurricane force winds from his tail. He launched a very powerful earth bender with his TEETH and skipped him like a flat stone across a lake at least 5 times, right after bashing solid rock with his head, crushing at least 8 powerful earth benders without flinching, and doing it all by sky bombing the little fucks. Another time, the team was reeling against two pro non-benders. Appa waltzes in all badass and sends them flying with a gale from his tail slap. For fuck's sake, his species taught monks how to make tornadoes!
What does shamaylan do? He puts him in the background! He barely shows up, and when he does it's just for flying him from place to place! You demoted one of hte most badass non human characters in the show to a crappy special effect that even the director's too embarrassed to keep on screen for too long. Go f**k yourself Night.
im really really glad i never saw it, and this is makes me shake my head. had no idea it was that bad
Avatar isn't anime, but it might as well be.
Damn straight Trevor.
I have the "Art of Avatar: The Last Airbender" book, that came out before the movie. And M. Night s******d wrote the effing foreward explaining how big of a fan he was! Dear god almighty I hate that man!
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