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Laughed my ass off at the picture that dude from To Catch a Predator. Well done.
Replyjesus christ this is garbage
ReplyIf this is garbage, than possibly you are on the wrong website . . . possibly the wrong earth. You might want to look into that.
lol at to catch a pred
Replyyour chart only goes back to 85, I was born in 82....HOW DO I STALK?!
Replyaww what's wrong with Fanfiction? I've read some really good ones before that are a gazillion times better than the s**t that's out now (like Twilight)
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesSame. The Firefly fanfic Forward is perhaps the best written work of any generation. It makes "The Odyssey" look like "Hop on Pop".
I just googled that, and
THANK YOU.
There is good fanfiction out there. But there is so, so much more bad fanfiction.
I googled myself, I couldn't find anything that related to me :/
Replylucky
Im ashamed to admit my "myspace page" once looked just like that.
ReplyYou should be ashamed of having a myspace at all
i like that music -.-' but i can honestly say any of my old screen names and such never had any of those words in it lol
ReplyBut I would be willing to bet that all of them have had kitsune/chan/desu/etc.
this made me s**t my pants.
ReplyxD i wonder why gurl wasnt used at all on the user name chart
Replymake more charts theyre awesome!
ReplyI laughed for 5 straight minutes at the Chris Hansen cameo!
ReplySo did I, having been born in 1993. I actually snorted a few times...
What's wrong with My Chemical Romance? :( I love them :(
ReplyThank you! My Chemical Romance is not a bad band at all! People just associate them with angsty "emo" teenagers, when in fact their fanbase consists of people of ALL ages. Again, I thank you. :)
It's no secret that people of all ages can have a s****y taste in music
I actually laughed out loud when it came to dA.
ReplyI lol'ed at expecting a dA and getting a Xanga and LJ. Yeah the graphic was long, but the punchline was worth it imho.
ReplyAnd yet...you still end up the creep. You did deserve it all.
ReplyI can't wait until My Chem is finally rid of the emo label they've been running away from. It doesn't help that there's still thirteen year old girls cutting themselves to the black parade.. Anyway their latest album is a huge step up. They're really an amazing band.
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesI''m pretty sure the emo label will f**king haunt the band for f**king ever, sadly.
I agree withdiamonds.
Ironically, there new album IS better, but it does feel a lot more fake.
Why listen to My Chemical Romance? It's not like the world ran out of good punk.
I used to like them but now, I don't like them so much. I guess I just realized they write their songs for dumbass 13 year olds who think the band "understands" them. ha! They understand you all right, they know how to make you cough up $25 every few years for some musical turd smear
I loved this.
ReplyThe art was horrible, but humor was alright.
Reply Hide All See All 3 Repliesi think the art made it even better =D
There's a certain art to horrible art... I mean, take a look at Cyanide & Happiness or Hyperbole and a Half...
Also, anyone seen the "So Bad It's Good" page on TV Tropes? It proves bad stuff can be awesome.
Kind of annoying that you grouped Coheed and Cambria with other "emo" bands. If you knew ANYTHING about them, you would know they're the nerdiest band in existence.
Reply Hide All See All 6 Repliesokay, maybe not THE nerdiest, but one of.
coheed and cambrias music is about claudio writing about claudio (whose insane and talks to his tenspeed bike) writing about cladio (whose and android) fighting the forces of the supreme tri-mage along side his uncle jesse{(aka inferno) who is also an android desigined after his creator} all the while he (cladio 3) is the "crowing" the divice through which god will destroy the key work(which is a collection of 72 planets in a triangle). theyre either the nerdiest band ever or claudio is a Scientologist .
There are nerdier bands.
I thought emos were considered a species of nerd?
...and My Chemical Romance isn't ridiculously nerdy? I'm afraid that loserdom is now mainstream. Sorry.
the last two commenters are the same person and have no idea what emo is