#3. Bullshit Word Added to the English Language
Because English is a bit of an all-sorts language, you'll find that it includes words from all sorts of crazy places (such as the now-treasured f-word). However, every now and then you will come across a word in the English dictionary whose etymology is not Greek or Latin, but freaking Typo. "Dord", introduced to the world in 1931, is one of those words.
dord, n. [Typo.] Example: "Dord!"
This delightful word first surfaced in the Webster's Third New International Dictionary as a noun in physics and chemistry meaning density. Since then, "dord" enjoyed a happy run throughout the cheerful years known as the 1930s until some editor noticed on February 28, 1939 (yes, we know the exact date) that the word lacked etymology (i.e. a back-story).
After an extensive investigation by whom we can only assume were the Grammar Police, it was revealed that "dord" was originally submitted on July 31, 1931 by Austin M. Patterson, Webster's chemistry editor (yes, we know all this information as well), to read "D or d," an abbreviated form of density. But if the letters are squeezed a little too close together...
For those of you keeping score, you may be surprised by the vast amount of information we have surrounding this typo right down to the day, month and year. How do we know all this? Simple: Do not screw with the Grammar Police, particularly the English ones.
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As for the pronunciation, they clearly pulled that out of their ass.
#2. The Chilean Ex-Change
When the managing director at the Chilean Mint accidentally allowed a misprinted series of coins to enter circulation, it wasn't something lame nobody would notice, like with the microscopic direction of the corn husks on the flawed Wisconsin state quarter. Similarly, it wasn't something awesome that anybody would have bought him a beer with, like misprinted paper money .
No. In this case, engraver Pedro Urzua Lizana made a mistake in December of 2008 that slipped under the radar of all his superiors, including boss and head of the Chilean Mint Gregorio Iniguez. Under the approval of Lizana, Iniguez, and "several other employees," the Chilean Mint misspelled the name of their own freaking country.
And not in the way you might think.
No, that's not a lowercase L.
God only knows how many of these "Chiie" coins were pumped into circulation, since it wasn't until 10 months later that anybody noticed. The whole cabal was sacked for the humiliating oversight, and the Chilean government had no choice but to keep the coins in circulation.
In Gob We Trust.
However, those responsible may be crying all the way to the bank since the coins have since become sick collector's items. Also, when you consider that these were 50-peso pieces that got misprinted (roughly 10 cents each), just a sock-full of these slugs on eBay would be worth more than a dump truck full of pennies.
Pictured: a dump truck full of pennies.
#1. The Wicked Bible
While it's no secret that the Bible has been subjected to more alterations than Star Wars, one needs look no further than the 1631 reprint of the King James Bible--better known as the Wicked Bible--for all the proof you need that God exists, and that He appears to have a decent sense of humor.
To reprint the King James Bible, royal printers Robert Barker and Martin Lucas had to arrange an exact duplicate of the original book and all its 1,189 chapters, 31,101 verses and 783,137 words like Mahershalalhashbaz just begging to be misspelled.
However, since book printing was on par with individually carving all the parts for an Oldsmobile out of walnut wood, they amazingly eked out only one major typo: a missing word in Exodus 20:14. Unfortunately, that one missing word out of the 783,137 others turned out to be kind of an important one.
"Eh. Close enough."
Yup. "Thou shalt commit adultery."
Historians have yet to reach a consensus as to whether the typo is the reason for England's larger than average population of complete bastards. What we do know is that King Charles I ordered the printers be stripped of their business license and fined 300 pounds for their hilarious oversight, or roughly all the money a person back then could make in a freaking lifetime. The King then ordered every existing copy of the offending book to be burned; an order carried out so thoroughly that today only 11 of the books exist.
Making it just slightly rarer than the original, grittier cut of Hop on Pop.
Karma comes around, however, and Charles I eventually became the first sitting king in English history to be put on trial for treason, and subsequently executed. Surprisingly this was not for taking away the country's blank check to commit adultery.
It's amazing they didn't chop his head off three times just for this portrait.
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