17 More Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
As we've demonstrated many times before, sometimes the truth is stranger than Photoshop. For those of you still unconvinced, we present the latest installment in our ongoing quest to show you every picture that has ever looked ridiculously fake, and isn't.
In case you missed them, here's Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four and Part Five.
And now...

There appears to now be a whole genre of sculpture based entirely on making people scream bullshit when they see a photo of it. Like here, this comic book-style drawing is actually a huge metal sculpture in New Zealand, by artist Neil Dawson. As seen on BoingBoing and elsewhere. The great thing about this 45-foot high structure is that it pretty much looks fake from any angle.

See?

This too-out-of-place-to-be-true Santa is actually just a woman in costume and makeup (if you look close, you can see where some rubbed off around her neck). Otherwise, holy shit, we're thinking we'd call this fake even if it happened right in front of us.
The greyscale Santa herself actually showed up in our forums to explain how she did it. We're predicting there will be half a dozen "Black and White _______" costumes at every Halloween party you attend this year. And we won't complain, because it's really freaking cool.

OK, if that isn't a terrible Photoshop crop job, then it's time to play a game of, "Giant Head Sculpture or Tiny Cars?"
It's the second one. Michael Paul Smith is not a city sized monster, he's just an extreme modeling enthusiast. We're not sure which is scarier. It reminds us a little bit of those Calvin and Hobbes strips where Calvin builds little sandcastle worlds to destroy. Only these worlds took thousands of hours of painstaking, meticulous detailing. Either way, we're certain one day he'll get drunk and stomp around on that shit like Godzilla.

No, it's not a time lapse photo. Right there is exactly what they saw hanging in the sky one December evening in Norway. Can you imagine looking out of your window and seeing that shit in the sky? You'd assume you and everyone you know was about to be sucked into another dimension.
It started as a blue streak emerging from the horizon, which then left that spiral behind before it slowly faded.
It turned out it was the vapor trail of a failed Russian missile test, a Bulava missile fired from a submarine. When they go wrong, they do this:

Here are different shots of the event, and pretty much all of them look equally like a Pink Floyd laser light show.

Hey, a guy with a tiny wife! And he appears to be dribbling her like a basketball! Truly an image like that is too awesome to be true.
Well, sort of. This is one of those forced perspective tricks, the same method by which most movies make actors appear to be bigger or smaller than they really are (including the hobbits in the Lord of the Rings movies). It's all about tricking your depth perception:

Of course in real life there's no way one human could be that much bigger than another, even if you got the world's tallest and shortest men to stand next to each other-

Holy crap. This is the fakest looking photo we've come across in all the work we've done for these articles. It looks like a bad video game cut-scene back from the days when they first had CD-ROMs.
This is a photo from a Scottish festival to honor St. Anthony, which apparently involves riding horses through bonfires.. We don't quite know who St. Anthony is, but based on some of these pictures, we're guessing he's the patron of badassery.


If you're thinking that looks like somebody pulled the plug on a huge cartoonish bathtub drain under a lake.... well, that's exactly what it is. That's Lake Berryessa in California, and the "drain" controls the water levels in the lake. According to the site the photograph is from, the drain is big enough to swallow your house (about 70 feet across) and it goes down almost 300 feet.

Then it all empties out into another lake full of incredibly confused fish.

Some of you are going to point out that they're doing another tricky thing with the depth up there (that is, the guy's feet in the foreground are huge compared to his head) but this is a huge fucking dog from any angle.

That's George, the four-year-old Great Dane. He weighs 245-freaking-pounds and if you could stand him up vertically, he'd be taller than Shaquille O'Neal (he's seven-foot, three-inches long from nose to tail).
Are you all imagining how huge his poops must be? Because we're picturing entire cats lodged in there.

Remember when we said there were artists who spend their lives doing nothing but fuck with people? Well the above hallway was painted by artist Felice Varini, who as far as we can tell has spent his career doing this sort of thing. Though it only works if you're standing in the exact right spot:

While it certainly created a unique work of art, you kind of have to wonder what kind of hoops you have to jump through to get to turn that fancy of a hallway into something like this. Or maybe he just bribed a janitor and snuck in overnight.

What's so impressive about this? Every Nintendo 64 owner has seen dudes like this in every first-person shooter they played.

However, this is real life and the low-polygon head is made of paper. That's the work of artist Eric Testroete, who made it for a Halloween costume, at the risk of a whole bunch of GoldenEye veterans suddenly having an urge to shoot him in the crotch. As far as video game papercraft goes, nobody will ever top-











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Reply#11, there's also one of those in Allegany State Park, it's called the Quaker Lake Drain in Quaker Lake.
ReplyRE: #11. In Whiskeytown lake outside of redding Ca. there is one of these "lake drains" that is at least twice the size of this one. It is affectionately referred to by the locals as "The Glory Hole."
Replythe photo was captured by the TALIBAN? what did they do next, snipe them?
ReplyNo, it was captured by Americans. He woke up to fend off a Taliban ambush and didn't have time to get properly dressed.
lol... the #1 picture happens more often than you think. On a combat outpost, someone has to be up for guard duty at night. That means if you get hit in the morning or afternoon, that is one guy who is going to have to roll his ass out of bed to join the fight. In my own personal experience in Iraq, at least 90% of the firefights I got into was in exactly such a situation and, besides my body armor, my regular combat uniform was my PT shorts and my handy tactical flip-flops.
ReplyAs a side note, before anyone asks why we don't just keep our combat uniforms on when we sleep... its 130 degrees during the day in the summer. Hells no.
tactical flip flops. *giggles*
Comment to pic #1: Geezus, hadn't it been for those pesky republicans you would haven't been in that damn war at all!
Reply#17 looks totally fake.
Reply... thats the point
The painted woman is fiiiiiit.
ReplyWhy would aliens want anything to do with a bunch of parasites like the human species, sorry but if there are aliens they would be so much more advanced than us and look at us like we are f*****g stupid. we are still fighting with each other over stupid s**t and not thinking about whats good for the species.
ReplyMisanthropy is soooo last season.
We're the Alien version of an ant farm. :]
I've seen interviews with the guy from the last picture, with the comic underwear... apparently those were a valentines gift from his sweetheart back home (or at least that is what he is claiming)
Reply...why is #1 on every one of these comparatively freaking lame??
ReplyLast picture's ending comment, oh man o was rolling on the floor
ReplyDAMN DEMOCRATS ISSUING OUR TROOPS DEMORALIZING UNDIES
Reply16 would've been more mind blowing if it wasn't for the fact that somewhere in Seattle there is a man who pretends to be a statue that loves freaking people out. he stands there, painted in RUSTED BRONZE COLOR perfectly still until enough people are nearby, then he gets down off his pillar and stretches a little bit like he was new to being a statue thing. Caught me off guard the first time I saw him. I still don't know how he got that paint color just right...
Replythere are people like that all over the world, they arnt anything special nowadays :P
Call me a dumbass, but if they can pull it off as nicely as the santa-girl up there, I'd still applaud every time I see one.
I've seen #'s 16 and 11 in the SCP Foundation!
ReplyAyyy! I live in KCMO so when I saw #6 I was like, hey, I know that!
ReplyThe spira is creepy. No way that's just a failed rocket going nuts and exploding. The spiral is too smooth, too perfect to be standard smoke. Smoke usually doesn't keep swirling like that and would have simply been blown away by any minor breezes, at least until it stopped looking like a perfect spiral. Also, smoke doesn't tend to shine lights on shit. That is aliens, not a human made rocket.
ReplyOccam's Razor. You wouldn't know what it was if it cut your head off.
Your answer for #14 was awful. It is painfully obvious the failed rocket looks nothing like the light show. Thx for the link, though. Totally cleared up the fact that "rocket failure" was just a crappy speculation.
ReplyThat photo of the horses head in the flames isn't from a Scottish festival. It's from a Spanish festival where they ride through bonfires to gain St Anthony's protection for their animals. This kinda crazy shite wouldn't be allowed in the UK but Spain aren't so fussy about animal cruelty.
Replyi've been perusing these non-photoshopped pictures, all i can say is this is some bull-you-know-what-dot-com!!
Replyfreaking amazing!