17 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 6)
As we've demonstrated many times before, sometimes the truth is stranger than Photoshop. For those of you still unconvinced, we present the latest installment in our ongoing quest to show you every picture that has ever looked ridiculously fake, and isn't.
In case you missed them, here's Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five and the gritty reboot that doesn't acknowledge the previous editions.
And now...

This photo isn't terrifying as long as you think it's just the bottom half of one postcard glued to the top half of another one. Or maybe it's an indoor swimming pool and the skyline is just a mural on the wall? Nope, that's a guy swimming to the edge of a pool on top of a skyscraper.
It's the Marina Bay Sands Skypark, and it's 55 stories (and 600 feet) above street level. If you're wondering where the edge of the pool is, and what keeps the guy from swimming right off the end and splattering to the pavement below, the answer to both is in the design. It's an "infinity pool" which has a lip under the water level, and over the side is a sort of gutter that catches both the water that runs off the side, and any drunken humans who drift over.

These pictures aren't from some sci-fi movie, and they're not some wishful thinking mockup from one of those bullshit futuristic issues of Popular Science. This is an actual 20-story car storage facility for Volkswagens at a factory in Germany.
Are you thinking what we're thinking? That there should be a game show where you get to operate that thing like a giant claw machine and you win whatever car you can grab without dropping it?

We can find no record of how many car accidents were caused by this 200 foot-wide soccer player billboard in Munich, Germany. But can you imagine seeing this looming bastard rising up on the horizon as you crest the hill? Germany once again shows no regard for their sleepy and/or stoned motorists, who are going to slam on their brakes for fear their sedan will be kicked into a gigantic net a mile away.

Either these guys are living in that Robin Williams movie where he died and had to spend afterlife inside an oil painting, or else the bottom of their boat is about to melt from toxic waste sludge.
Actually that's algae which has overtaken Chaohu Lake in China. It's pretty, but it's also bad news for anyone relying on the lake for drinking water (as 300,000 people do). The Chinese government is spending billions trying to clean the stuff out of their rivers and lakes. According to the below photo, they do that by sending a dude out to scoop it off with a sauce pan.


This is one that looks less like Photoshop and more like bad MS Paint. But it's another one of those forced perspective works of art where strategically-placed lines give the illusion of a floating box (hint: it only works if you're standing in the right spot). In this case it's just bright green tape...

...and the skill of street artist Aakash Nihilani who randomly tapes misleading cubes in public spaces presumably for the sole purpose of freaking out passersby.


This rainbowfied F-22 Raptor fighter jet is not some crude Photoshopped commentary about gays in the military. It's an actual photo captured at exactly the right moment when the water vapor trailing off the aircraft caught the sun in just the right way to refract it. Credit Bernardo M. Malfitano for capturing the world's fruitiest picture of the world's most badass aircraft.

This bicycle that has gotten swallowed by a tree is a fairly famous landmark in Vashon Island (near Seattle). You can find numerous references to it, including multiple supposed back stories. One way or the other, the story boils down to somebody left their bike next to a little tree years ago and the tree just swallowed that bastard up when it got big. Trees do that:

Trees are living things just like you and me, and if survival means growing right around whatever happens to be parked between them and the sun, they're going to do it, without a moment's hesitation. Trees don't give a shit.

This carved watermelon is actually from a melon carving contest in the Czech Republic. The real difference between seedless and regular watermelon is whether or not mouths carved into them appear to have severe oral hygiene issues. Also, it's 10 times more disturbing because when we look at that thing we can't not picture Mick Jagger.

Get your camera close enough to some water droplets on a leaf and this is what you'll see. They call it macro photography (that is, extreme close-up photography) and it is in general cool as hell. This person has a whole collection of it on their Flickr page. When you zoom in on water droplets, you get that awesome refractive effect where it gives you a wide-angle view of whatever is behind it.








I know the man who did #9. He gave me one of his photos. I've seen him take them: it's really delicate work.
Replythe link to the macro photos isnt working, if anyone knows where i could see them i'd appreciate a PM
Reply#12...Holy s**t sonic rainbooms are real!
ReplyI found the picture from #9 and printed it out. I'm going to use the paper to wrap up my mum's Christmas present.
ReplyI'm here just for the thumbnail of the komono in a spongebob birthday hat
Replydittro that would be one badass meme. COWBOY KOMODO!!!
"And he's eating the star of Ratatouille! How cute!" made me almost die laughing
Reply#9 made me gasp in delight!
Reply"Trees just don't give a shit". Classic.
ReplyI don't know if this was said before. but the soccer-player is Oliver Kahn, which is a legendary splayer of bayern munich.
Replybut Americans don't care.
@Saturn_Hare- I'm American and I care. Don't generalize.
Imagine how thick the glass to withstand tonnes of water pressure several stories high ... and how much it costs ... and then just one p***k ...
ReplyGlobal warming as defined by Al Gore is a crock. And you guys "are" cracked for promoting it.
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesDon't you know that all the slackers that read Cracked are liberals?
"Are"? That's not really the word ya quote there.
What bastard thumb-upped that shit?
I'm not a liberal!
You don't have to be a liberal to understand the facts about global warming/climate change. You just have to have your head out of your ass and be able to see what's going on in the world around you. It also helps if you believe the vast majority of independant scientists rather than the 5 guys paid by big oil to say "all is well - keep driving your SUV"
It takes some major balls to put a party hat on a Komodo Dragon.
ReplyYep. One bite from those things and you'll be screwed up with so many infections it'll make your head spin.
before it falls right off your shoulders...
#9 was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.
ReplyI think I've seen 3 in the SCP site too.
ReplyI've been to Marina Bay Sands last month.
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesThat sentence is wrong. "I went to Marina Bay Sands last month."
You gonna throw him into a concentration camp too? Huh Grammer Nazi? Are you? Cause I'm pretty sure it don't matter how he put it, people still knew that he went there.
Isn't "Grammar nazi" the wrong thing to call him? We don't call others "jew nazis".
I agree with you, TwistedMisery, but (sorry) Grammar isn't spelled with an e.
*Grammar
*doesn't
I'd totally f**k in the room in #3. That would be so awesome.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesGot a fish fetish huh?
I don't know, the water is very pretty.
All those fish cheering you on..
There's a tree with a chain saw stuck in it near my house.
ReplyI've seen a tree with a tractor stuck in it.
Replyyou mean a tractor with a tree stuck in it
You should check out the atlas moth's caterpillar stage.
ReplyAnother dick joke, Doog?
i'd personally replace those windows with 360 cameras fast, other upgrades too, also skew cameras so that front is bigger others smaller squished into forward view, or other styles but zero blind plus full spectrum no holes small cams work good too, can't see thru metal lol gotta have cam hole or x-ray trans mat works great in soft s**t, otherwise visible works good + hudbuff targetting on the ai weapons
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesAm I the only one who doesn't know what the f**k aersix is talking about?
Nope. I don't have a damned clue either, Bananapiehead.
Lee L. Mercer Jr., ladies and gentlemen!
I love that nobody has upped or downed their comment - because it just might be a good comment if we could figure out the relevance
I can't stop reading this comment! Keep waiting for the aha moment. What the hell are you talking about!
He is spouting bullshit. None of those things make sense even if you do know what all the words mean.