The 20 Most Ridiculous Batman Comics Ever Released
Through 70 years of publication, Batman has braved many adventures that push the limits of the imagination.
These are the stupid ones.

This is what happens when Batman is written by Liberace.
Also, Robin can call it red all he wants, but according to our Crayola box set, Batman's costume is actually pretty-princess-pink.

"And that concludes our presentation of the Batcave. Any questions? Yes, you the kid in the back."
"So your bat-cave is right under Bruce Wayne's house?"
"You betcha!"
"And the only entrance is through a staircase connected to Bruce Wayne's house, right?""Right again!"
"So...so you are Bruce Wayne, then?"
"Ah- Oh. Well, that's an interesting question with a pretty --HOLY SHIT SMOKE BOMB! " ::Batman throws smoke bomb and runs off::

"Gee, Batman, why'd you pick up the Gorilla Bomb in the first place?"
"Gee, Robin, how about you stop shitting yourself and get over here and help me?"

"And this is what I'm going to do to goddamn stupid Batman and Robin! I am going to throw this snowball with a rock in it right into their stupid faces! And then I'm going to kick them in their tiny dicks while they are on the ground going all 'Oooh! Please don't kill us Mister Criminal!'"
"Pete... Pete! For fuck's sake, shut up!"
"In a second, I'm telling Snow-Batman here what I'm about to do to his dead mother's corpse."

Batman, Bat-Mite, Bat-Hound and Batwoman? This is so Bat-retarded we want our Bat-money back!

Because everything is about you, Robin.

Yes, Batman is going to take off his clothes for money... like your mom.

The Batmobile went through some weird design stages.

Part 1 of the great 'Robin, stop asking stupid questions and look behind you' saga.

Part 2: Electric Boogaloo.








The actual clue they mentioned on the cover of Batman #183 (#8 on this list) was that the dude was wearing the wrong costume! See by that time they had already put the yellow oval behind the bat so the guy in the suit wasn't Bruce Wayne but some punk who bought a Batman costume at a costume shop and-- god I'm so lonely!!!!!
ReplyWTF @ #7
Reply#4 Christ, that baby is toned...
ReplyAnd I was hoping that the article would actually be what it says, and be a multi-paragraph mockery of the comics, one comic at a time. But no, all you did was 1-4 sentences for each one (mostly 1), just based on the COVER, which is never an accurate representation of the comic itself (and I own most of these, so I know). And not once did you actually explain why the comics are ridiculous. This feels like you just wrote it for cheap money without any thought, like you just grabbed the 20 covers that looked the most dumb to you.
ReplyHonestly...this wasn't funny. I'm not even sure why the cover of Batman marrying Batwoman is a dumb cover, unless you wanted Robin & Batman to marry each other.
ReplyI actually own #8.
ReplySo why is Batman goofing off?
Ha ha... I want to read all of these.
Reply#8 is super-dickery at its finest.
ReplyWhen Batman's awesome, he's very very awesome.
But when he's stupid, he's moronic.
Hilarious.
Reply# 2
ReplyI leave the house for five minutes!!!!!
#2
ReplyHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i always knew bat mite was a perverted lil imp
Replywait......on number 16, is that a f*****g bondage mask on the dog bat mite is riding? lol classic!!!!
Reply# 20 OMG! Batman is soooo cute!
Reply# 15 He will be the Bat-Boy, step-son of both! Ok, that sound ridiculous, but the story...
# 13 Imagine that in a cute pink. The wheel and Batman. Good, we already had a pink Batman.
# 12 Answer: SHUT UP! I try to survive!
# 8 It's Wodka. Most man get crazy after one bottle.
# 4 OMG! Batman is soooo cute! Oh shit.
# 2 Who cares how often a robin can die? You just dig a little hole in your garden, let him down, close the thing, THAT'S IT!
# 1 I'm singing in the... wait! Ouch!
Hilarious
ReplyBatwoman looks like Bettie Page.
ReplyAwesome, just awesome.
ReplyI don't even have to look at the description for number 13 to get a good laugh.
ReplyOn number 19, it seems the guy with the black hair is eyeing at Robin's ass.
ReplyThese comics are Batshit insane.
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