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6 MORE Creepy Urban Legends (That Happen to be True)

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As we are fond of pointing out, fact is usually much creepier than fiction.

So around this time of year we like to share some of the most gut-wrenchingly disturbing stories, the kind we would tell around the campfire if we ever actually went outside. And most importantly, they're all true.

#6.
Something Off About That Picture

The Legend:

A young man is dropping off groceries at the house of an eccentric old lady when he notices an old photo that makes the hair on his arms stand on end. The photo's normal enough--a young boy in his Sunday best--but something just seems off. He asks the old lady who it is.

"Oh," she replies, trying to stuff a cat in the dishwasher "isn't that beautiful? You can hardly tell he's dead."

The Truth:

While most folks today are too squeamish to take more than a glance into the casket during a funeral, in the late 19th through early 20th centuries someone dying meant it was time to break out the camera for a family photo. The practice was known as memorial photography.

And, while it all sounds like the set-up for some terrifying practical joke on the photographer, there was actually a somewhat reasonable explanation for the practice. The process used to take pictures back then was expensive enough that it was a once in a lifetime (er, or shortly after a lifetime) thing for most, and required people to sit perfectly still for a couple minutes for it to turn out properly. And if there's one thing dead people are good at it's sitting still.

So, the bodies were dressed and propped up, with their eyes held open. And in case they still weren't giving off that lively "I'm not a corpse harnessed to a chair" vibe, some color was added to the faces in the photo. And just look what they could do with special effects in those days!


Some photographers also offered to add stink lines, but it never really caught on.

Eventually the practice of memorial photography went out of style, maybe because picture-taking became more affordable and didn't have to be reserved for special occasions such as death. Or, possibly everyone just sat up all at once and said, "Wait, what the fuck are we doing?"

#5.
The Corpse in the Carpet

The Legend:

You can find this tale of ill-advised interior decorating on angelfire pages across the web lumped in with old chestnuts like "The call is coming from inside the house!" According to the story, somebody finds a beautiful old rug in an alley, takes it home and finds something horrifying wrapped inside (what some call "the Taco Bell burrito scenario"). Variations of this one include bodies being found in discarded refrigerators or wardrobes, but the message remains the same; don't do your home decor shopping anyplace that smells of crackhead urine.

The Truth:

In 1984, three Columbia University students found a rolled-up carpet on the sidewalk and decided to drag it back home (we assume they were mainly looking for something to absorb vomit and Doritos crumbs, rather than accessorize their milk crate furniture).

Once they got the carpet back to their dorm they unrolled it and found the rotting corpse of an unidentified man with two bullet holes in his skull. Yes, three students from a 50 thousand dollar-a-year college carried a carpet all the way home without noticing it contained a 200-pound stinking mass of decomposing flesh.

At the very least we hope these fine young leaders of tomorrow didn't just push the body into the corner and go back to playing Atari.

#4.
The Toxic Woman

The Legend:

A sick woman arrives at a hospital and when the nurses withdraw blood it is so toxic that it begins making everyone around her sick too. Realizing they're dealing with the human embodiment of the creature from Alien, the nurses flee for their lives.

The Truth:

On the evening of February 19th, 1994, Gloria Ramirez was admitted to a California emergency room, suffering from an advanced form of cancer.

When a nurse drew Gloria's blood she detected a foul odor, so foul in fact that hospital staff started gagging and even collapsing around her. Eventually as many as 23 people were affected. The ER was evacuated and a decontamination unit brought in. So more like the creature from Alien crossed with a fart, but still.

The case was quickly written off as mass hysteria, but considering that the worst affected victim spent two weeks in intensive care suffering from hepatitis, pancreatitis and avascular necrosis (a condition which literally causes your bones to die) we'd say either this was some serious damned hysteria or the guy who decided that got his degree from Dumbass University.

As for Gloria, she died just 40 minutes after arriving at the hospital. Her autopsy was performed by men in full hazmat moon suits and, despite one of the most extensive forensic investigations in history, it's still not known what exactly turned this woman's blood into toxic sludge. Granted, the experts on the case have refused to take off their hazmat suits since that day, and have now retreated to a small island which they have surrounded with barbed wire, but those are probably just the usual precautions.


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Ah, now I shall have nightmares about severed heads gaping in horror and looking at their own bodies. Thank you so much.

Posted on 12/4/2008 2:23:21 PM

Talk about small world stuff. My mother used to work for the 9th MP Detachment in Germany. The US Army prison for Europe. While she was employed there, the Army Sgt was incarcerated there. Creepy.

Posted on 11/27/2008 9:03:19 PM

You can read about the jilted husband that decapitated his wife's lover at Snopes. It gives a little more info, if you're curious. I wonder how that woman is dealing wither her PTSD.

Posted on 11/24/2008 10:12:36 AM

This is mazing and creepy

Posted on 11/12/2008 9:37:51 AM

yeah what Morte said

Posted on 11/11/2008 3:25:37 PM

0.002%, yay!

Posted on 11/11/2008 9:53:12 AM

Regarding the Headless Lover... I followed the link that you sited, and OMG! The husband brought the lover's head to his wife's bedside--in a Head gym bag!

Too many puns to be true...

(The other pun was the line being DEAD.)

Posted on 11/5/2008 1:31:59 AM

PALIN gets PRANKED by Sarkozy impersonator!

http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=831ed34ea48cb6e843fd

Posted on 11/2/2008 10:27:31 PM

21 amazing facts about US Presidents! and lots of free boobies. and who's Nailin Paylin?

http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=82332e5f2b2a0e6de02b

Posted on 11/2/2008 7:00:08 PM

avascular necrosis (a condition which literally causes your bones to die) OMG! I actually HAVE avascular necrosis! It SUCKS! i got it as a side effect of chemo i had to take when i leukemia! it hurts like heck! For a year i had to be in a wheelchair!

Posted on 11/2/2008 3:11:25 PM

Boybama - new boyband. Battleground for your heart. Seriously.

http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2c56b1046b5b37be3e0b&page=1&viewtype=&category=mr

Posted on 11/2/2008 2:22:38 PM

okay guys. .. . I STILL cant shake the image of the dead kid out of my head. Every morning I wake up from a good dream full of sexy college coeds fighting over me to see his face in my mind. Holy f**k thats wrong dude. I had to get drunk just to sleep last night and he was STILL there. Nobody stare at that picture for too long. The thing is I didnt know he was dead until I read about it. *shiver* I have to fight with my brain thinking of images to replace said image but its dreadfully hard.

Posted on 11/1/2008 5:05:00 PM

I f*****g love that the "The Living Severed Head" is true, I mean it just SOUNDS so much like a legend, but it's REAL!!!!

Posted on 10/31/2008 5:54:01 PM

Russell Brand's crude remarks to Fawlty Towers Star on BBC Radio

http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ed1b4baf7494d10ab9c9

Who's Nailin Paylin? porn... Find out on

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Posted on 10/30/2008 5:36:01 PM

A few don't really cound as legends but no matter. I once saw this old slovakian (i think) video where a doctor has the head of a dog on a table with wires and such attatched to the base (where it was severed) and the doctor procedes to put something on the dogs nose, then the dog licks it. It's pretty creepy but cool at the same time.

If I'm to be executed (the day will come, you'll see) I want my head to be catapulted. :)
'I can see my house from here!!!'

Posted on 10/30/2008 12:12:34 PM

and THEN when I tried posting my last comment(which went through), it went to google and said that it couldnt open an ad or something so I had to come back and make shure I didnt risk my sanity seeing that picture again. Im even commenting again because I almost saw "you can barely tell hes dead" kid again. I have to watch porn or something now just to take my mind off the subject of this s**t. I really want to sleep but I cant.

Posted on 10/30/2008 10:40:29 AM

and THEN when I tried posting my last comment(which went through), it went to google and said that it couldnt open an ad or something so I had to come back and make shure I didnt risk my sanity seeing that picture again. Im even commenting again because I almost saw "you can barely tell hes dead" kid again. I have to watch porn or something now just to take my mind off the subject of this s**t. I really want to sleep but I cant.

Posted on 10/30/2008 10:37:30 AM

Okay I have something to say about creepy dead kids photograph. I just woke up from a pleasant dream and guess what popped into my head randomly? You guess it the image of that f*****g dead kid, and he wont leave. Cracked you have successfully stolen sleep from me. I dont know whether to congradulate the person who made thnis article. I forgot who it was and im not going to scroll up for fear taht I will see that image once again (you know besides the copy my brain made). I even blacked the screen with my hands coming back here. Seriously thats the creepiest thing ive ever seen. I know its going to haunt me for awhile.

Posted on 10/30/2008 10:25:05 AM

I remember that guy dying in the coffin. I wouldn't go to Blackbeard's for four years because of it.

Posted on 10/29/2008 9:31:44 PM

@navanax1: The artice on Discovery may have been written on April 1, but that does not discredit it. Gloria Ramirez was a real person and the story is real to. Before you make a judgement, you might want to do some research.

Posted on 10/29/2008 7:26:36 PM

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