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25 Rejected Ideas From Grand Theft Auto IV

By CRACKED Readers May 1, 2008 337,601 views
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#10.


by FoodStampDavis


#9.


by Chab Gassie


#8.


by themikeflynn


#7.


by Salah


#6.


by waffen


#5.


by Wodowick


#4.


by SamLowery


#3.


by HyperGlavin


#2.


by HairyBallTheory


And the winner is...


by monocle



Congrats, monocle. You win money.

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Thank you very much for the lesson. I knew that I can do this in better way.


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6/16/2009 6:31:06 PM
kennedyusa058

Personally, I thought #3 was the best; that had me cracking up for a moment. And not just because it's throwing puppies! The puppies were fine, as you could clearly see; the funny comes from the second puppy exploding a car.

Exploding puppies means instant funny. Keep this in mind, Cracked!

.. Also... kinda bringing this up out of no-where, but, eh.

2/22/2009 11:03:23 PM
Aderas

the san quentin one shouldve beenh higher in the list.

8/7/2008 12:17:12 PM
willyhassertt

Hey guys! Hasn’t Reebok been the coolest since really long. I heard about their new range. Checked it out on http://www.reebokhexride.com/?um=11 Cool stuff.

5/31/2008 6:18:16 AM
sahilshah

Hey guys! Hasn’t Reebok been the coolest since really long. I heard about their new range. Checked it out on http://www.reebokhexride.com/?um=11 Cool stuff.

5/31/2008 6:18:10 AM
sahilshah

A friend from -----blackgirlsconnect.com----- said he was so sad to Chinese Earthquake, many SiChuan people died of it. A lot of videos and pics are on this site, good for Chinese people.

5/27/2008 8:24:57 PM
robinjane

correction: #24 shouldve been #1

5/22/2008 11:53:12 AM
Kowboy

#2 should've been #1. Good job HairyBall.

5/22/2008 11:51:43 AM
Kowboy

#9 should have been #2 - that was amazing!

5/17/2008 12:37:49 PM
El_Arab

The "Give Dr. Dre A Prostate Exam" mission was by FAR the best....

5/8/2008 7:06:14 AM
cKHAVIKk

As soon as I saw monocle's in the forums, I knew it'd win. It's like a good one-liner; more immediately funny.

5/6/2008 5:41:34 PM
Jono

Hyperglavin's was the best

5/5/2008 10:39:09 PM
Epileptic Pirate

Nope, I just like to share. Sure I'd prefer it if people find my posts funny. Some will, most won't. Clearly you are thirsting to feel superior. You have my pity.

5/5/2008 2:45:23 PM
Jenna_Tullwortz

24's got my vote.

5/4/2008 4:20:39 PM
canhazlol?

YAAAR least funny wins again mateys.

5/3/2008 10:20:12 PM
SanitizingKing

why on earth would you post something to amuse yourself? couldnt you just think it? clearly you are thirsting for approval.

5/3/2008 9:16:37 PM
bunni

I like that game! I saw the secret passwords on the site blackmatching.com. That's a really cool secret stage!

5/3/2008 6:13:03 PM
crazyjoe1

I could do the mission in #7! "Islands in the stream. That is what we are. No one in between. How can we be wrong? Sail away with me, to another world ..."

5/3/2008 6:01:27 AM
DrFreakazoid

meh the last one wasn't that great, "Guy from GTA4 dances...?."
However the rest of them were UNREAL :D

5/3/2008 5:34:10 AM
mxsone

Only if you promise not to strike me down with your vicious sarcasm. Oops, too late. BURN PEASANT!

5/2/2008 8:39:28 PM
Jenna_Tullwortz