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Still, they've appeared in more comics than we have. Every so often, famous folks appear in comic books to lend some real-world veracity to the spandex-clad antics. Sometimes the cameo works and everyone has clean, kitschy fun. Other times the cameo fucks up the plot beyond all comprehension. These are some of those "other times." #5.
Jay Leno meets Spider-Man (2002)
Superheroes and late night TV hosts have a curious history of teaming up to fight evil. The Avengers guest-starred on Letterman, and the cast of Saturday Night Live joined Spider-Man in defeating the Silver Samurai.
These unlikely team-ups combined two great tastes that don't seem to go together, but, like Nutella and Jagermeister, somehow make perfect sense when you're absolutely shitfaced. In July 2002, Marvel Comics debuted Jay Leno & Spider-Man: One Night Only. Marvel presumably created this three-part crossover to capitalize on the release of the Spider-Man feature film, but why they chose Leno to be the star is anyone's guess. You wouldn't think Leno's audience of senior citizens would overlap much with audience for Spider-Man on the Venn diagram.
Where it goes wrong ...
No, instead we get a 52-year-old Jay Leno practicing kung fu on a ninja-defeating level:
Don't bother trying to find this comic in stores. Marvel divided it into three parts and tucked it non-sequentially at end of random serieses during summer 2002. This is bad for the 2.5 of you who actually wanted to read this turd, but good for the rest of us who avoided accidentally running across it.
And to make things worse ...
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I own a Superman from the mid-1950's in which Perry Como is the guest star and steals Lois' heart from the Man of Steel. Uh-huh, up against a big tough, well muscled hunk like Perry Como, Superman didn't stand a chance. After all, Como could sing and had gold records and all. What could Superman do?
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Is it weird that I'd love to see John Walsh have his own comic-book series? At least he'd be kind of understandable--him being like Batman, sans all the cool batgadgets. At the moment.
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princess diana sorta looks like hillary clinton. coincidence, or CONSPIRACY!?!
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It's funny also how a comic company will also cameo their heroes in other series they produce.
Remember Spidey in Ren & Stimpy, where he fought against Powdered Toast Man?
Or better yet, when Superman and the JLA met Bugs Bunny and the Looney Tunes thanks to a mischievous imp and a Dodo from Wackyland?
Even more hilarious is when comic companies used to put their readers into stories as a grand prize for a contest.
Especially since nobody knew who the hell they were, except their friends and family.
Yes, Jay probably wanted a spin-off into his own comic. Though one comic I still miss is Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.
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Princess Di? IN THE X-MEN? (Proceeds to piss self laughing)
i told you guys (2001) to team up with snl! also i liked batman meets jerry (jerry lewis november 1966)
Jay Leno was probably hoping for a spinoff series that would move funny books into a new realm similar to Silver Age comic books that featured comedians like Phil silvers, Bobo Hope, and Jerry Lewis in monthly adventures.
I surprised you guys didn't mention Charles Barkley Vs Godzilla.
Actually the net was kind of a world wide invention, while it's first public use was in Europe, it did have some roots in the U.S. military system ARPANET.
Hillary's depiction was totally unrealistic in the 1993 comic. 1. She appears modestly doable---if you were a bit hammered, that is
2. Ankles are too thin.
On the other hand, she is a comic book character with no actual personality, so that's kinda accurate...
Hey HumDrum, how about this:
«In 1989 Tim Berners-Lee, a graduate of Oxford University, England, invented the World Wide Web, an internet-based hypermedia initiative for global information sharing while at CERN, the European Particle Physics Laboratory. He wrote the first web client and server in 1990. His specifications of URIs, HTTP and HTML were refined as Web technology spread.»
Web was invented in Europe, by a European.
Oh well, score one for watermelon head foreigners.
And I don't see what is PC in wanting things to be «multicultural» on the web.
I could also insult you in French if you want less PCness.
President Reagan appeared in a lot of DC comics during the mid-1980's, especially in the Legends mini-series, where he and his cabinet played a major role.
That cover picture of Diana is quite lifelike. She's got her legs spread wide.
...or maybe ".com" is for the U.S. 'cause we started the web? It was our network between our national universities that one day evolved into the internet today.
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