The 25 Most Baffling Toys From Around the World

By Robotman November 13, 2007 2,062,092 views

#12.

The Japanese have a weird relationship with poop. On the one hand they love it. On the other hand ... there is no other hand. That's why it's weird.

#11.

This man does not know why he must wear the poop hat. He can only grimly accept his fate.

#10.

"Hey, what's the deal with that blonde girl talking on the phone over there? I've never noticed her before."

"Her?" (looks) "Oh. We don't have to worry about her."

"Why not?"

"Just because."

#9.

Stories about dolls that have to go undercover as cats to bust up feline organized-crime syndicates is one of those quirky Japanese things that Western culture hasn't appropriated yet. Yet.

#8.

And, just as we sometimes adopt and misunderstand certain features of Japanese culture, so, too, do the Japanese sometimes misunderstand ours.

#7.

Making toilet training fun and approachable is an admirable goal, but this seems like a good way for your child to develop an unnatural affection toward their own waste products. At a bare minimum, the sympathetic "Why me?" faces on the waste products will make flushing the toilet a psychologically jarring event.

#6.

When designing finger puppets, it's critical to only portray them from the waist up, because as soon as you put legs on them it looks like you're giving your diminutive new friend one hell of a ride. The dazed expression on this particular example only adds to the effect.

#5.

The Japanese version of the Scooby Doo team is made up of Sadslab, Baby Sauron, Raging Emo, Yellowturd and Soulglutton.

#4.

We don't care what he says it's for, when a clown comes at you with a syringe, head the other way, quickly.

#3.

This is a practice stripper poll, that was yanked from toy store shelves in the U.K. last year when some fussy killjoys questioned whether it was a good idea to market stripper poles toward children.

#2.

Yes, that's a gun that fires teddy bears. Although crime is rare in Japan, when it happens, it is absolutely hilarious.

#1.

Aside from the ubiquitous LEGO, there's dozens of different building block systems marketed throughout the world. However, none of them are as sexually frustrating as Cock Bloc Super.

You may also enjoy Chris Bucholz's The Best (Worst) Fantasy & Sci-Fi Book Covers.

First
Previous
Page 2 of 2
Next
Last

Recommended for Your Pleasure

6 Natural Disasters That Were Caused by Human Stupidity

by: Ben Dennison

871,685 views
5 Self-Destructive Ways People Accidentally Cured Themselves

by: Wes Park

835,650 views
The 6 Creepiest Places on Earth

by: Cezary Strusiewicz

826,458 views
17 More Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped

by: Joe Russo

2,601,450 views

697 Comments

>> #17 is actually a little knight figurine with a long, flowing cape. we sell them at the toy store i work at. xD it does look rather questionable from the picture, though!

11/7/2009 7:55:14 PM

lacelle

O yay ! Hey guys, how long have been single? Do U wanna find your special one easier and more effective?? Please check out __http://wealthyromance.bravehost.com/__ for seeking the wealthy singles, sexy beauties and even hot celebs. What are you waiting for? Find your sexy partner NOW!

11/3/2009 2:56:26 AM

chris2001

Welcome to Shopping →→→ http://www.itemscool.com

Best quality, Best reputation , Best services

With our advanced manufacturing, production lines and well-organized sales networks, we can provide many products, such as apparel, shoes, caps, handbags, etc.
Our goal is "the best quality, best reputation and best services". Your satisfaction is our main pursue. You can find the best products from us, meeting your different needs.

HOT SELL Product Brand is below:
Nike Air Jordan(1-25)/Jordan Six Ring/Jordan Fusion/Nike Shox/Air Max/AF1/Dunk: $32
Polo/Ed Hardy/Lacoste/Ca/A&F ……T-shirt:
Coach /Gucci/Lv/Ed Hardy/D&G/Fendi ……Handbag:$35
Christian Louboutin/Lv/Ed Hardy/Gucci/Coach/Lacoste/ Timbland……Shoe :$35
True Religion/Coogi/Evisu/Ed Hardy/Prada ……Jeans:$30
New era/Gucci/Ed hardy ……cap : $13
Okely/Coach/D&G/Fendi/Gucci/Armani ……sunglass : $15
Nike shoes: 32 $, True Religion jeans: 30 $, Ed Hardy, t-shirts: 12 $, NFL Jersey: 20 $, Boots UGG: 50 $

11/2/2009 7:13:09 AM

items2001

11/2/2009 7:13:08 AM

items2001

Well #14 COULD be a Capybara plush toy, but that's still an odd thing to make a plush out of...

11/2/2009 3:44:07 AM

Kelness

I was really wishing that the caption for #14 would mention something about the placement of the larger photo.

11/1/2009 9:46:48 PM

DiSH071011

Man, #3 even has practice thong-dollaz.

11/1/2009 4:02:07 PM

cello

LMAO yes it does say Peekaboo

10/29/2009 6:38:45 PM

nufan_genesis

Did anyone else notice the stripper pole toy is called Peekaboo. lol

10/28/2009 6:39:58 PM

cookiemonsta14

lol, I actually had that sled, and yes its a ball crusher. fast as hell though

10/22/2009 11:22:26 AM

gypsy61

My friends recommended me a very interesting place __AgelessFriends.com__ It's a nice and free place for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Age gap is not a problem there. You may wanna check it out and tell your friends.

10/21/2009 5:36:55 PM

kaly76hummer

#5 isn't as funny to me as intended because for some godforsaken reason, I know what they're about. Others aren't funny at all.

10/19/2009 10:49:33 PM

Andrei216

I didnt no they paid michael jackson to help get publicy for the god jesus bot, check the backof the box, lol.

10/18/2009 5:43:56 PM

mickeyrourke

Check out this cool photo tagging software called Fotobounce! It can help you sort your images using face recognition! It can also download & tag your photos from facebook & flickr! You can get it for free at: www.Fotohotline.com

10/18/2009 12:56:04 PM

Lane

And once again Japan wins. Don't forget their most popular toy (for adult business men): http://www.lolzporn.com/porn/japanese-barbie-tentacle-not-included.html .

10/16/2009 12:11:01 AM