Recently, Mattel launched the "I Can Be" line of Barbie dolls, presumably to show little girls that they could aspire to be more than just anorexic breast dispensers. Unfortunately, it turns out that Barbie can't enter a professional situation without tarting it up.
4Every Veterinarian Ever
*Neutering hammer not included.
Judging by these photos, Barbie clearly does not understand what it is a veterinarian does. She seems to think it means you go to school for a decade to get a license to play with animals all day long. In Kitty Care Vet, above, she's installed a slide on the exam table to whisk the adorable little bastards into a tiny tub, because cats want nothing more than to be sent careening down a plastic incline into a pit of water. She also has a cat dangling in a scale that hangs precariously off the side of the table, because apparently she's trying to measure how much it weighs after a colon-cleansing terror poop.