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21 Tips For Getting Through The Day At A Sh!tty Job You Hate

By:: Cracked Plasticians

May 10, 2018

21 Tips For Getting Through The Day At A Sh!tty Job You Hate

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This might come as a shock, but not everyone is working at their dream job. If you're one of those lucky few who spends the day sipping cognac on your yacht and marveling over how much you love your work, these memes aren't for you. These are our readers' best, smartest tips for getting through the day at a job you wish you could rage-quit.

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15 Entry by Hestutomo Restu Kuncoro

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10 Entry by Hestutomo Restu Kuncoro

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9 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

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8 Entry by minou-minou

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7 Entry by Hestutomo Restu Kuncoro

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6 Entry by Moses Armstrong

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5 Entry by The_Evil_Monkey

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4 Entry by LilySprite

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3 Entry by Artem Bazarov

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2 Entry by Daniel Fraizer

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1 Entry by George Oduor

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