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Hungry? Bored? So were we. So we asked readers to give us their personal tips for preparing and combining foods in darkly brilliant new ways. And we definitely didn't gain 20 lbs judging this contest, or anything.

Entry by PookieJones

Hate half-smeared butter on your toast? Put the knife on your toast for two seconds to heat it up then slice into the butter. CRACKED COM

Entry by Oddbelle

To have one AAM n less thing to 11 Coleslaw Mix have to PaT WSM FY H FwOY julienne cut, CRACKEDCON just use cole slaw mix when the recipe calls for

Entry by Erin Willis

Substitute crushed CHEETOS for the cereal in your favorite MARSHMALLOW CRISPY TREATS recipe! AMAZING! CRACKED COM

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