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Any time you drop something on the floor, you know you've got five seconds before it's too gross to eat. That's a great rule. So great, in fact, that we wish there were rules like that for everything. So we asked readers to come up with a bunch more, to cut through the chaos of our daily lives.

Entry by Scott Laffey

CRACKEDCON MINIMUM TIME REQUIREMENT FOR FACT CHECKING A CLEARLY PARTISAN AND POTENTIALLY MALICIOUS NEWS STORY BEFORE BEING ALLOWED TO FORWARD IT TO OT

Entry by PookieJones

CRACKED COM Minimum time spent with someone before giving them a HI! NICKNAME: I'M LUKE. HEY!!! SKYWALKER!!! Calensar 50 HOURS

Entry by jaykay

The amoun't of time it should take before someone decides they don't like Star Wars: 180 minutes. COTH A NEW EMFRE HOPE STRIKES DACK Approximately one

Entry by Trash_hog

Maximum time a game of MONOPOLY can be played before it stops being fun.. ..and starts to destroy your sanity (and family)e 60 2hr h CRACKEDCON

Entry by tarun_rawat

Minimum time you can take to get to the point before I stop listening. d 030 831o 3388 Inlcworth UROHSK 30 CECONDS

Entry by PookieJones

HANDSHAKE LIMITH TIME 3 SECONDS STOP CRACKED COM

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