15 Rita Rudner Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.’

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Things We Should Have Learned From 2017, But Probably Didn't

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Things We Should Have Learned From 2017, But Probably Didn't

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It's time to close the book on 2017, and not a moment too soon. We can't remember ever being this ready to be done with a year, and we're super old. In the interest of not repeating the year that has been, we asked readers to list the lessons we all should have learned over the past 12 months.

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