There are many things that exist in fictional universes that we wish existed in ours. Lightsabers, hoverboards, detachable jaws so that we can eat comically gigantic sandwiches. You know, standard stuff.

But when it comes to fashion, we're happy to leave that in the realm of the fake because this stuff is just hideous.

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