All The Ways Hollywood Keeps Getting Your Life Wrong

By:: Cracked Plasticians

September 21, 2017

All The Ways Hollywood Keeps Getting Your Life Wrong

Primarily, pop culture only serves to entertain us and reinforce stereotypes that don't seem to be based in actual reality. That's why today we're going to, hopefully, bust some of those tropes.

(Shoutout to QuintonDarby for the contest suggestion. Hopefully people will stop making assumptions about your life as a pool cleaner now.)

21 Entry by PollyDarton

I CRACKEDcO am OUTHER but am not DUIVB, SPOIIEDO or RACIST GENF AL LE (and I don't give a F*CK about the rebel flag.)

20 Entry by PookieJones

CRACKEDcO I'm not a simpleton because I drink beer, nor am I sophisticated when I drink wine.

19 Entry by theghostofcarl

O used to be a pool boy I was never seduced, nor did I ever seduce a lonely housewife. But that doesn't stop my friends from still asking me to this d

18 Entry by RandomHumanBoy

I come from a Spanish-speaking to family, but I'm not constantly languages. fiesta mixing Depending on who I'm talking to, esta I choose one and stick

17 Entry by SharkyJ.Mansour

BECAUSE I LISTEN TO HEAVY METAL, HOLLYWOOD THINKS I SHOULD BE... DDOD -SLIGHTLY STUPID WHEREAS ACTUALLY, I AM DEGREE-EDUCATED AND RUN MY OWN BUSINESS.

16 Entry by Moses Armstrong

CRACKED COM I'm a nihilist. I'm not German, I don't wear all black, I don't listen to techno, and I don't spew constant exhortations on the pointlessn

15 Entry by RandomHumanBoy

CRACKED.COM No, Hollywood, most libraries don't have a section of occult books and diabolical rites. The library where I work doesn't even have the co

14 Entry by Moses Armstrong

CRACKED COM H-DEO STALIONJ BEING AN ARTIST MEANS ONE THING: I MAKE ART. It doesn't mean that I dress a certain way - I'm usually in jeans and a sleeve

13 Entry by scdecyf

NEVERMORE I'm a goth. I wear thick black eyeliner and black lipstick. I wear chokers and chains. But I have never once contemplated suicide. Also, I d

12 Entry by Guidodo

SURE, BEING A LINGUIST HELPS YOU DECIPHER STRANGE LINGOES... ...BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH GRAMMAR, SPEAK A GAZILLION LANGUAGES. OR CAN

11 Entry by PookieJones

I'm a volunteer. E DON'T DO IT TO LOOK GOOD. I DON'T DO IT TO MAKE AMENDS. I DON'T GO OVERBOARD. CRACKED COM

10 Entry by The_Evil_Monkey

poker have never gone bankrupt nor won a A fortune overnight. 8 50 100 have never seen anyone get physical because they lost. A bluff is not that big

9 Entry by Moses Armstrong

CRACKED.COM I'M A COMEDIAN, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING TO BE ON ALL THE TIME. IN MY PERSONAL LIFE, I'M NOT A BIG JOKER.

8 Entry by OldManRivers

I'm an adult man who likes anime but I'm not: -a manchild -a fetishizing pervert - a nerdy fanboy I'm just a regular dude CRACKEDCONT

7 Entry by scdecyf

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6 Entry by Markos Hasiotis

I don't drive. That does NOT mean I hassle all my friends and family for a ride every time I need to go somewhere.

5 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

HOLLywood seems to think that teachers are either a] Neglectful B] Straight up fascists or I just want my students to get good grades and stay out of

4 Entry by The_Evil_Monkey

CRACKEDcO OFFICER COM POLICE I WORK In LAW enFoRcement. POLICE HAVE never eAten DONUTS WHILE on DUTY. O Am not FAT nor JACKED. O DON'T HAVE Any FETISH

3 Entry by Tiffany Johnson

Im bisexual. Im not. Promiscuous Confused sometimes straight Of formerly gay. Doing it fof attention Of powe CRACKED COM

2 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

I am a comic book nut who likes to shell out extra cash to buy exclusive variants. And while I have my preferences CI'm a DC kinda guy) I never insult

1 Entry by PookieJones

I'm smart. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME AN OBNOXIOUS KNOW-IT-ALL WITH NO SOCIAL SKILLS. CRACKED COM

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