Here's another reason to never leave the house again: the likelihood that you're being judged by someone (or everyone) for something you're wearing or doing is alarmingly high. But, of course, then you'd be considered the creepy person who never leaves the house.

So you're pretty much screwed no matter what you do. Have a great day!

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