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28 Nightmare Stories From The Workplace

By:: Cracked Plasticians

July 13, 2017

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Everyone likes to say they have nightmare office stories. "Stanley used my mayonnaise." "Angela has weird pictures of babies in her cubicle." "Kevin says uncomfortable things to me."

But that stuff is tiddlywinks compared to the true workplace horror stories our readers have had to endure.

(Shout out to theprozacqueen for the contest suggestion -- hopefully she feels better about her job now.)

28 Entry by Sonny Time

A customer used our restroom for twenty minutes and rushed out of the store when finished. N THERE Pis NOT DO DO RESTROOM NOT maoe GO IN THERE THERE N

27 Entry by Ted E.

An angry customer berated our staff-and later gave us a 1-star Yelp our building didn't have electricity during a citywide blackout. We actually had a

26 Entry by Moses Armstrong

It was my second day waiting tables at a new diner, and every seat was full. My new bossdecidedg that didn't matter, and yelled at me from across the

25 Entry by Andrea Meno

My boss used to tell us to wear specific colors on specific days. There was no reason for it. It was just so she knew that we were listening.

24 Entry by Sidxious

Late one night, a drowned John Doe was brought into the morgue where I worked. Around midnight I started to hear tiny clanging noises coming from insi

23 Entry by The_Evil_Monkey

My boss, a notorious control freak, chose me to chauffeur him to a couple of events. He kept giving me instructions on how to operate the vehicle the

22 Entry by R.E.L

My ex-boss tried to fire me for reading during CRAuN my unpaid break. 000 She accused me of trying to, mentally escape from work.

21 Entry by Tiffany Johnson

When I was 17 I worked as a hostess at a restaurant. My co-worker, who was old enough to be my dad, told me I had really big boobs for my age. He di

20 Entry by Conor O'Brien

My hours at work were cut because my boss had lost my week's wages betting on a horse called Let's Dance.' He wasn't even a Bowie fan! CRACKED.COM

19 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

My co-worker always ate at his desk and never bothered to clean up the crumbs or wash the dishes after he was done eating. The rat infestation in our

18 Entry by Alejandra Dlp

FIVE WORDS: MY BOSS ASKED ME OUT CRAC

17 Entry by Tokoyoto

WAS A SECURITY GUARD AT A HOSPITAL. A PATIENT TRIED TO GIVE ME HEPATITIS C BY URINATING ON ME.

16 Entry by TheBork

I worked in a restaurant CRACKED COM whose owner refused to pay exterminators to take carE of the growing roach infestation. It got SO bad that the ro

15 Entry by PookieJones

We handed in our resumes, but the employer didn't give us his qualifications. He was a middle-school dropout who decided to go into IT, a sector he kn

14 Entry by Artem Bazarov

O worked in an office and CRACKEDCON one day on my bathroom break 0 discovered the door had somehow locked itself from the outside. 0 had to shoulder-

13 Entry by The_Evil_Monkey

CRACKEDGO I was grateful that a co-worker was really helpful and friendly, helping me settle in my new workplace. Turns out he wanted to get me fired

12 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKEDCON I once had a co-worker who really enjoyed playing loud music in the office. It was fine because he would turn it down whenever we asked him

11 Entry by RandomHumanBoy

As an intern at a local ad agency I was sent to a small community to post flyers from door to door. I spent 4 hours walking under the sun before I ran

10 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKEDCOR COM After finding out that I live nearby, my boss started inviting me out for coffee almost every Sunday night, around 10 pm, so that he co

9 Entry by BRWombat

CRACKED COM I had a boss with massive RAGE issues. He would scream, curse, and throw things books, mugs, even chairs. His defense, in calmer moments?

8 Entry by Moses Armstrong

T ALVIN/CHIPMUNK 11850 SHERLOCK HOLIE 1250 10 7 ALVIHECHOFHNK 1230 EEROCK:K4O AOSTOI O EATCO Working in a theater one lovely Christmas, I watched a ch

7 Entry by Lolly~

I WAS ONCE YELLED AT BY A LADY WHO WAS FURIOUS THAT SHE PuT A DOLLAR INTO A VENDING MACHINE AND GOT A COIN BACK AS CHANGE, ATIERICN IT WAS A DOLLAR CO

6 Entry by Ashebox

MY (EX) BOSS ONE DAY DECIDED THAT THE 8 WOMEN WHO WORK THERE USE TOO MUCH TOILET PAPER, AND HE IS LIMITING US TO 1 ROLL PER DAY. HE LOST 8 FEMALE EMPL

5 Entry by LizinCostume

I used to work for very passive- ssive small-business owners. They once advertised a coworker's job in the classifieds (that's how he found out he was

4 Entry by Kevin King

CRACKED When I worked in retail, part of my job was gathering the shopping carts. One night, I had to go out in the pouring rain without an umbrella b

3 Entry by Tiffany Johnson

I'm a behavioral therapist who helps kids with autism learn to perform basic living skills. When I was teaching one of my patients how to shower, L no

2 Entry by Ted E.

28 Nightmare Stories From The Workplace

1 Entry by Tokoyoto

CRAGK WHEN I WAS A BLACK JACK DEALER, ONE PLAYER CAME IN COVERED IN BLO0O. HE SAT DOWN AND STARTED PLAYING LIKE IT WAS NO BIG DEAL. J GENIACO OH, IT'

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