Everyone likes to say they have nightmare office stories. "Stanley used my mayonnaise." "Angela has weird pictures of babies in her cubicle." "Kevin says uncomfortable things to me."

But that stuff is tiddlywinks compared to the true workplace horror stories our readers have had to endure.

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Entry by Tokoyoto

WAS A SECURITY GUARD AT A HOSPITAL. A PATIENT TRIED TO GIVE ME HEPATITIS C BY URINATING ON ME.

Entry by LizinCostume

I used to work for very passive- ssive small-business owners. They once advertised a coworker's job in the classifieds (that's how he found out he was

Entry by Ted E.

28 Nightmare Stories From The Workplace

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