Growing up influenced by pop culture, you pretty much know what to expect when you're an adult. Like, you know you're going to have to fight your evil, leather-clad father with a laser sword, while holding down a well-paying job that affords you lots of time off.

Or something like that. Of course, reality never quite matches up.

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