33 Things You’re Doing That Are Making Your Life Harder

Life’s tough enough without all this self-sabotaging behavior
33 Things You’re Doing That Are Making Your Life Harder

Life can be a tough deal. But it can be even tougher when you’re actively sabotaging yourself, which, let’s be real, you’re probably doing whether you realize it or not. So it’s time to get it together already…

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The outfit I have on is comfortable and appropriate for the function I'm going to (Stares into closet at other options for an hour anyway) CRACKED.C
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Something is stressing me out... But I'm more comfortable having my friend listen to me complaining about it than actually coming up with a solution.
I'll start eating as soon as find something to watch. GONEGIRL Whoops, my food has gone cold.
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My go-to method in changing someone's mind: Screaming in their face.
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33 Things You’re Doing That Are Making Your Life Harder
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I won't bother writing this down. I'llremember this. A few hours later... Uhh... what was that again?
CRACKEDCON 1 CAN'T SLEEP... Better just lie here with my eyes open thinking about everything I've done wrong in my life.
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