We know we complain a lot about how Hollywood can screw up some complicated things such as "storytelling" and "having a plot that makes sense," so we won't do that today. Instead, we'll just complain about the little, basic everyday things filmmakers can't seem to get right.

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Shout out to Porter. for the contest idea, and giving us another reason to rag on Hollywood.)

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