21 Performers' Garbage Side Projects
Even the greats whiff from time to time.
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Some celebrities just seem to have that Midas touch. No matter what, they just seem succeed at whatever they do. But, of course, if you take a close look, those same celebrities have the stinky touch as well. As in, they made some super embarrassing shit they hope everyone will forget.
For example ...
![It's bad enough that Robert De Niro acted in The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle. He also produced it! CRAGK The two-time Oscar winner and Hollywoo](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/3/3/609033.jpg?v=2)
![Joe Pesci released a 1998 album as the persona of Vincent Gambini from the 1992 film My Cousin Vinny. Michael Gallucci reviewing for Allmusic describe](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/0/5/609005.jpg?v=2)
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![After a storied career, Elizabeth Taylor appeared as Wilma's mother in the 1994 live-action version of The Flintstones. CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/5/5/609155.jpg?v=2)
![Oscar winner Al Pacino probably had a lapse of judgement when he signed up for the dumpster fire: Jack & Jill O bet he had the same reaction his chara](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/5/7/609157.jpg?v=2)
![In Johnny Cash's 1984 single Chicken in Black, the country icon COLUMBIa becomes a bank im Cotumbia Marcas neg robber after being IM 513 given a bra](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/4/1/609141.jpg?v=2)
![Although Sean Connnery hasn't appeared in a live-action movie since 2003. he produced and voiced the title character - a skateboarding veterinarian -](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/5/4/609154.jpg?v=2)
![In 1986, John Travolta lent his vocal talents to The Road to Freedom, an album of songs written by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Sample lyric:](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/2/8/609028.jpg?v=2)
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![The highlight of Steven Seagal's 2005 album Songs From the Crystal Cave is arguably Strut, duet a with Jamaican dancehall legend STEVEN Lady Saw,](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/1/8/609018.jpg?v=2)
![General Mils Cheerios NATURALLY FLAWORED Honey Nut lirst WHOLE OATS Ingrediont GRAIN FREE DOWNLOAD!E EXCLUSIVE SONG by USHER Only at Wnlmart F BETALS](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/1/7/609017.jpg?v=2)
![One of Marlon Brando's final acting roles was as Mrs. Sour, BRENDAN FRASER MAR LON BRANDO 1FS S0 a candy store owner in the animated film Big Bug Ma](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/1/9/609019.jpg?v=2)
![In The Identical (2014), Ray Liotta plays a pastor and father of two sons separated at birth, one of which becomes a famous musician who looks and sin](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/9/1/608991.jpg?v=2)
![Long after appearing in classics like The Godfather and Misery, James Caan turned up in Sicilian Vampire, a vanity project written, directed by and st](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/1/3/609013.jpg?v=2)
![In 2004 Robert Downey Jr. recorded an album of original and cover songs titled The Futurist. Fulurist TE eei After receiving mixed reviews, he has wis](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/0/2/609002.jpg?v=2)
![Decades into his career, Christopher Walken played the villain in The Country Bears, a movie about talking bears who play in a band, based on the Disn](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/2/7/609027.jpg?v=2)
![50 Cent tried to create a super condom. He pulled out of the project in 2009 when he learned his ideal condom wasn't feasible. CRACKED COMT](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/0/1/609001.jpg?v=2)
![In 2013, Academy Award winner Adrien Brody played a parody of Dirty Harry called Flirty Harry in the movie InAPPropriate Comedy. His character only](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/2/0/609020.jpg?v=2)
![In 1979, the Queen of Soul attempted to become the Queen of Disco. R ARETHA FRANKLIN Aretha Franklin's La Diva was a monumental flop that has never](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/9/7/608997.jpg?v=2)
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![AFTER HIS OSCAR WIN, CUBA GOODING JR. STARRED IN BOAT TRIP. A movie about a straight man going on a gay cruise, and then pretending to be gay SO he co](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/3/5/609035.jpg?v=2)