13 Fictional Mentors Whose Teachings Were Utterly Useless

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13 Fictional Mentors Whose Teachings Were Utterly Useless

We're pretty certain there's a school of thought shared by all fictional mentors that goes along the lines of, "Just phone it and hopefully my protege will go away. Or die. Whichever comes first, I don't really care."

After all, that's the only way you can explain things like ...

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