If you're anything like us, you're looking for any avenue possible to stave off death's cold, icy grip. And while we're waiting for our immortality potion Kickstarter to reach its goal, all we can do is use methods approved by science to extend the expiration dates on our meatbags.

Well, the road to immortality starts here.

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