18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, September 28, 2023

‘I went to a church in Chicago. Church had six commandments and four do-the-best-you-cans’

Authors: By Erik Barnes
Published: September 28, 2023
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‘The Daily Show’ To Resume The Guest Host Carousel Following Former Favorite Hasan Minhaj's "Emotional Truth" Scandal

Minhaj was the frontrunner to succeed Trevor Noah until his imagination got the best of him -- now 'The Daily Show' goes back to the drawing board

Authors: By Keegan Kelly
Published: September 28, 2023
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34 Positive Stories That Got Lost in the 24/7 Outrage Cycle

Believe it or not, there’s a lot of good stuff happening on this planet

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
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31 Random Facts to Kill a Little Time With

Or were you having more fun endlessly scrolling?

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36 Strange Facts About the American Presidency

The highest office in all the land comes with some quirks

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Published: September 28, 2023
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16 Ordinary Habits That Will Cut Your Life Short

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September 05, 2016

16 Ordinary Habits That Will Cut Your Life Short

If you're anything like us, you're looking for any avenue possible to stave off death's cold, icy grip. And while we're waiting for our immortality potion Kickstarter to reach its goal, all we can do is use methods approved by science to extend the expiration dates on our meatbags.

Well, the road to immortality starts here.

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CRACKED CON GOING WITHOUT? THEN YOUR LIFE COULD BE CUT SHORT. A study published in the British Medical Journal found that men with a low frequency of

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Drinking milk could be killing you. A study published in the British Medical Journal says that 3 or more glasses of milk a day increases oxidative str

14 Entry by Andres Diplotti

CRACKEDGOr NOT VERY FOND OF THE IDEA OF GROWING OLD? IF THAT'S THE CASE, DON'T WORRY: YOU WON'T GROW TOO OLD. People with a negative attitude towards

13 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

NEED WORK! Don't want to die prematurely? Get a job! A 2011 study found that unemployment boosts a person's risk of premature death by 63 percent. Une

12 Entry by Andres Diplotti

SPICY FOODS ARE TOO MUCH EXCITEMENT FOR YOUR TASTE BUDS? YOU PREFER MELLOWER CRAth FLAVORS IN YOUR DIET? HOPE YOU DON'T MIND HAVING A SHORTER LIFE. A

11 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Not keen on eating vegetables? Your days are numbered. A study shows that people under the age of 65 that eat only meat, eggs, milk and cheese suffer

10 Entry by jaoafallas

Drinking soda frequentiy may shorten your lifespan by 4.6 years. Regularly drinking soda damages our body's metabolic control of sugars and accelerate

9 Entry by Timon DJ Spajic

LOUDTRAFFICCOULD BEKILLINGYOU Researchers found that a long term exposure to loud traffic sounds contributed to the risk of a shorter life expectancy.

8 Entry by VirginAndy

We've always been told we should get at least 7 or 8 hours of sleep to maintain our health, but did you know that sleeping too much is equally bad for

7 Entry by Maclise

A BAD SENSE OF HUMOR KILLS BANG DON'T BE A KILLJOY. SENSE OF HUMOR ARE MORE PEOPLE WITH A DECENT COMPARED TO LIKELY TO LIVE TO SEE RETIREMENT YOU THAT

6 Entry by Andres Diplotti

CRACKED WORKING AROUND COM UNHELPFUL JERKS COULD BE TAKING YEARS OFF YOUR LIFE. Researchers of the Tel Aviv University found that risk of mortality wa

5 Entry by Timon DJ Spajic

Low social interactions can seriously reduce your life span. CRACKED co COM In 2010, researchers conducted a study that found that people who enjoyed

4 Entry by Timon DJ Spajic

Ro Non drinkers have a shorter life span than drinkers. Surprisingly, researchers have found that people who don't drink are outlived by drinkers. Res

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UF YD IDIDN'TI MHA IYHE TIUMM E TID RHEAD UIBIDADIKSS, DID YYDU MHA IYE TEMMMI E TD IDME People who don't read books tend to die sooner than their bib

2 Entry by Scott Laffey

BINGE WATCHING NETFLIX CAN LEAD TO PREMATURE DEATH. Research published in the Journal of the American Heart Association concluded that the risk of mor

1 Entry by Carlos Suarez

Your belief that stress is bad for you (but not the stress itself) is actually killing you! A study with 30000 adults in the US asked people if they b

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