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42 Industry Terms Professions Use to Speak in Code

By:: Cracked Plasticians

September 26, 2023

42 Industry Terms Professions Use to Speak in Code

Words are tricky, right? Not only do we have spend our lives learning the basics of our vocabulary, but then you have every industry making a mess of things by having its own little secret language. Hey, jerks, what are you guys saying, anyway?

Well, now you’re about to find out…

42 Entry by Timon DJ Spajic

If somebody on a plane offers YOu CRACKEDCONT blue juice, don't drink it. It's the flight crew's cute nickname for the blue water in toilets.

41 Entry by Nicolae Horga

The urge to take an annoyng patient's pillow and hold IT over their face long enough to perform an aggressive euthanasia is called pillow therapy

40 Entry by Amira Victoria Chan

CRACKEDCO com E> The pucker factor, a milltary term, is a scale that measures fear by the tightness of the muscles surrounding the anus during dangero

39 Entry by tmsteele2000

Medical professionals refer to motorcycles as DONORCYCLES because, according to one surgeon: They are also the highest-quality s source of organs, be

38 Entry by Timon DJ Spajic

The Secret Service has been using code names for U.S. presidents, family members, and other high-ranking officials since the early Z0th century. RADIA

37 Entry by Nicolae Horga

ON AIR Although it sounds creepy dead air is just silence in a radio broadcast. CRACKED.COM

36 Entry by PookieJones

GRAGKEDCON If you see TEETH scribbled on your medical release papers, it means you're doomed. It's an acronym for Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopath

35 Entry by djHanDon

42 Industry Terms Professions Use to Speak in Code

34 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Topless Meeting Not the kind of meeting you were imagining. It is actually a business meeting where electronic devices are banned to avoid distraction

33 Entry by tmsteele2000

CRACKED.COM EMS responders see a lot of frequent flyers, people who misuse the system by calling an ambulance for every little (non-emergency) situati

32 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

When a police officer calls you Adam Henry $47 he's getting REALLY POLICE SCOTT irritated with you. It's a police slang for 'asshole' A.H.). CRACKED.C

31 Entry by Nicolae Horga

A Colombian Necktie is a method of execution by slashing the throat and pulling the victim's tongue through the slit.

30 Entry by djHanDon

CRACKEDcO Dead Cat Bounce A brief rscovrY after n long fall on the mrkeT If you throw a dead cat against a wall af a high rate of speed, if will boun

29 Entry by Timon DJ Spajic

H hear Operation Bright Star you on a cruise ship, it means there's medical emergency. I #1808 ##! 11I Qperation Rising Star means a passenger has

28 Entry by tmsteele2000

If a doctor transfers you to the ECU, you're already dead. ECU stands for Eternal Care Unit aka the morgue.. ma

27 Entry by OlPiley

BROWN STAR CLUSTER A military term for what happens in your pants when things go really wrong.

26 Entry by Jose Canyusi

Venture Dunce is a wannabe venture capitalist who hopes to make big money in the tech industry, but is pretty clueless about what constitutes a good

25 Entry by djHanDon

TOMBSTONE IS THE WORD BANKERS USE FOR AN ADVERTISEMENT PUBLISHED IN MAGAZINE OR NEWSRAPER DETAILING A NEW STOCKS OFFERING. IT'S ALSO THE NAME FOR THE

24 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Blue Falcon A military euphemism for 'buddy f**ker'. A person who actively gets his buddy in trouble by ratting him out to the superiors. Also extends

23 Entry by Timon DJ Spajic

Would Inspector Sands please report to the operations room In the United Kingdom, when there's a potential emergency such as a fire or a bomb scare,

22 Entry by Sonny Time

CRACKEDcO If a salesperson rips your head off, then they've made a huge profit. Don't worry. You get a free basket for your head.

21 Entry by Creatrix

That back issue of the newspaper? Let me check the 02 03 MORGUE. Newspapers call the room they keep their printed back issues in the morgue. Digit

20 Entry by Timon DJ Spajic

Some stewardesses always work in the front galley and they're very protective of that position, especially if the pilots are handsome. The light crew

19 Entry by Nicolae Horga

Don't dream of a rose cottage loup Grapinm it's the morgue CRACKED.COM

18 Entry by Sami Czanova

BANANAD AUSTRALIAN TEDDY REAR aabe AND STRIPED T-SHIRT are SOme of the code words poachers use to Refer to Elephant Tusks. Koalas. and Tiger Skin. The

17 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKEDcO COM Wantrepreneur A person who always talks about starting a business but DOD never takes action. Used by entrepreneurs to showcase these ki

16 Entry by Timon DJ Spajic

RING RAT In the world of Pro wrestling ring rat is who a term used for women hang around arenas and hotels after wTestling shows looking to sleep with

15 Entry by PookieJones

If a wedding photographer calls you OUUNCLE BOB it means you and your camera are ruining the professional pics.

14 Entry by Jordan Rudow

.45 LCONNE HOL HLE OCRO INC 2000 OTO OFERATING MPLS 2l 106 38315569 MADE IN ISRAEL H In order to emphasize the individual responsibility behind gun vi

13 Entry by Timon DJ Spajic

PAGING DOCTIR FRESTINE No, it's not name of a bad somE ass doctor, it's actually a code word for a fire in the hospital. CRACKEDCON

12 Entry by hyenacub

A LOT LIZARD is a prostitute who hangs COMMERCE STOP around truck stops TRUCK and solicits truckers. DIESEL EXIT ONLY EXT OY Going my way?

11 Entry by PookieJones

A DUCK A bad feature programmers intentionally add to distract the management, to give them something to complain about, thus avoiding unnecessary cha

10 Entry by Amira Victoria Chan

CRAGKED.GOM FTD, short for failure to die, is used by doctors when a dying patient continues to live for weeks or months.

9 Entry by OlPiley

PUMPKIN POSITIVE A doctor's implication that if a light were shone into the patient's mouth, total lack of brain matter would allow the head to ligh

8 Entry by Jose Canyusi

TheSFU 50 dose: However much sedative, or anti-anxiety medication it takes, to get about 50 percent of patients to shut the f--- up. CRACKEDCON

7 Entry by Nicolae Horga

In prison snipers and killers aren't always what you thought. The discreet wankers hiding in corners are called snipers and the ones masturbating in p

6 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

On the Deep Web, steer clear of cheese pizza! It's the deep webbers' code word for child porn! CRACKED COM

5 Entry by Steve Shapiro

Countervalue Targeting sounds like a failed marketing strategy... But if you're A nuclear strategist, it means deliberately targeting civilian areas t

4 Entry by Nicolae Horga

CRACKEDeG OON A dead cat is a fuzzy cover designed to provide wind protection for a microphone.

3 Entry by Jose Canyusi

Bury the hatchet'': What surgeons call it when they accidentally leave instruments inside a patient Whoops.

2 Entry by djHanDon

CRACKEDe COM HEISENBUG 060243 HEISENB G 91512:. IN CODE DEBUGGERS WUEIRD ROUTINES THIS IS A BUG UHOSE PRESENCE OR BEHAVOR IS AFFECTED BY THE ACT OF OB

1 Entry by VirginAndy

PINK MIST A military term that refers to the blood or brain matter splatter that results from a sniper head shot or a bomb explosion.

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