42 Industry Terms Professions Use to Speak in Code
You’re pretty much going to be qualified for a ton of jobs after reading these
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Words are tricky, right? Not only do we have spend our lives learning the basics of our vocabulary, but then you have every industry making a mess of things by having its own little secret language. Hey, jerks, what are you guys saying, anyway?
Well, now you’re about to find out…
![If somebody on a plane offers YOu CRACKEDCONT blue juice, don't drink it. It's the flight crew's cute nickname for the blue water in toilets.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/8/4/559984.jpg?v=1)
![The urge to take an annoyng patient's pillow and hold IT over their face long enough to perform an aggressive euthanasia is called pillow therapy](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/5/4/560054.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKEDCO com E> The pucker factor, a milltary term, is a scale that measures fear by the tightness of the muscles surrounding the anus during dangero](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/4/8/560048.jpg?v=1)
![Medical professionals refer to motorcycles as DONORCYCLES because, according to one surgeon: They are also the highest-quality s source of organs, be](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/7/6/560076.jpg?v=1)
![The Secret Service has been using code names for U.S. presidents, family members, and other high-ranking officials since the early Z0th century. RADIA](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/7/4/560074.jpg?v=1)
![ON AIR Although it sounds creepy dead air is just silence in a radio broadcast. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/6/6/560066.jpg?v=1)
![GRAGKEDCON If you see TEETH scribbled on your medical release papers, it means you're doomed. It's an acronym for Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopath](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/7/2/560072.jpg?v=1)
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![Topless Meeting Not the kind of meeting you were imagining. It is actually a business meeting where electronic devices are banned to avoid distraction](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/6/2/560062.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKED.COM EMS responders see a lot of frequent flyers, people who misuse the system by calling an ambulance for every little (non-emergency) situati](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/6/0/560060.jpg?v=1)
![When a police officer calls you Adam Henry $47 he's getting REALLY POLICE SCOTT irritated with you. It's a police slang for 'asshole' A.H.). CRACKED.C](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/5/2/560052.jpg?v=1)
![A Colombian Necktie is a method of execution by slashing the throat and pulling the victim's tongue through the slit.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/4/2/560042.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKEDcO Dead Cat Bounce A brief rscovrY after n long fall on the mrkeT If you throw a dead cat against a wall af a high rate of speed, if will boun](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/3/8/560038.jpg?v=1)
![H hear Operation Bright Star you on a cruise ship, it means there's medical emergency. I #1808 ##! 11I Qperation Rising Star means a passenger has](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/3/4/560034.jpg?v=1)
![If a doctor transfers you to the ECU, you're already dead. ECU stands for Eternal Care Unit aka the morgue.. ma](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/3/2/560032.jpg?v=1)
![BROWN STAR CLUSTER A military term for what happens in your pants when things go really wrong.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/5/0/560050.jpg?v=1)
![Venture Dunce is a wannabe venture capitalist who hopes to make big money in the tech industry, but is pretty clueless about what constitutes a good](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/2/8/560028.jpg?v=1)
![TOMBSTONE IS THE WORD BANKERS USE FOR AN ADVERTISEMENT PUBLISHED IN MAGAZINE OR NEWSRAPER DETAILING A NEW STOCKS OFFERING. IT'S ALSO THE NAME FOR THE](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/2/4/560024.jpg?v=1)
![Blue Falcon A military euphemism for 'buddy f**ker'. A person who actively gets his buddy in trouble by ratting him out to the superiors. Also extends](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/2/2/560022.jpg?v=1)
![Would Inspector Sands please report to the operations room In the United Kingdom, when there's a potential emergency such as a fire or a bomb scare,](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/1/8/560018.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKEDcO If a salesperson rips your head off, then they've made a huge profit. Don't worry. You get a free basket for your head.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/1/6/560016.jpg?v=1)
![That back issue of the newspaper? Let me check the 02 03 MORGUE. Newspapers call the room they keep their printed back issues in the morgue. Digit](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/0/8/560008.jpg?v=1)
![Some stewardesses always work in the front galley and they're very protective of that position, especially if the pilots are handsome. The light crew](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/0/0/560000.jpg?v=1)
![Don't dream of a rose cottage loup Grapinm it's the morgue CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/9/2/559992.jpg?v=1)
![BANANAD AUSTRALIAN TEDDY REAR aabe AND STRIPED T-SHIRT are SOme of the code words poachers use to Refer to Elephant Tusks. Koalas. and Tiger Skin. The](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/8/8/559988.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKEDcO COM Wantrepreneur A person who always talks about starting a business but DOD never takes action. Used by entrepreneurs to showcase these ki](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/8/6/559986.jpg?v=1)
![RING RAT In the world of Pro wrestling ring rat is who a term used for women hang around arenas and hotels after wTestling shows looking to sleep with](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/8/2/559982.jpg?v=1)
![If a wedding photographer calls you OUUNCLE BOB it means you and your camera are ruining the professional pics.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/8/0/559980.jpg?v=1)
![.45 LCONNE HOL HLE OCRO INC 2000 OTO OFERATING MPLS 2l 106 38315569 MADE IN ISRAEL H In order to emphasize the individual responsibility behind gun vi](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/6/8/560068.jpg?v=1)
![PAGING DOCTIR FRESTINE No, it's not name of a bad somE ass doctor, it's actually a code word for a fire in the hospital. CRACKEDCON](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/5/8/560058.jpg?v=1)
![A LOT LIZARD is a prostitute who hangs COMMERCE STOP around truck stops TRUCK and solicits truckers. DIESEL EXIT ONLY EXT OY Going my way?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/7/6/559976.jpg?v=1)
![A DUCK A bad feature programmers intentionally add to distract the management, to give them something to complain about, thus avoiding unnecessary cha](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/3/0/560030.jpg?v=1)
![CRAGKED.GOM FTD, short for failure to die, is used by doctors when a dying patient continues to live for weeks or months.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/2/0/560020.jpg?v=1)
![PUMPKIN POSITIVE A doctor's implication that if a light were shone into the patient's mouth, total lack of brain matter would allow the head to ligh](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/1/2/560012.jpg?v=1)
![TheSFU 50 dose: However much sedative, or anti-anxiety medication it takes, to get about 50 percent of patients to shut the f--- up. CRACKEDCON](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/9/4/559994.jpg?v=1)
![In prison snipers and killers aren't always what you thought. The discreet wankers hiding in corners are called snipers and the ones masturbating in p](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/2/6/560026.jpg?v=1)
![On the Deep Web, steer clear of cheese pizza! It's the deep webbers' code word for child porn! CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/0/6/560006.jpg?v=1)
![Countervalue Targeting sounds like a failed marketing strategy... But if you're A nuclear strategist, it means deliberately targeting civilian areas t](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/2/9/6/560296.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKEDeG OON A dead cat is a fuzzy cover designed to provide wind protection for a microphone.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/7/2/559972.jpg?v=1)
![Bury the hatchet'': What surgeons call it when they accidentally leave instruments inside a patient Whoops.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/5/6/560056.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKEDe COM HEISENBUG 060243 HEISENB G 91512:. IN CODE DEBUGGERS WUEIRD ROUTINES THIS IS A BUG UHOSE PRESENCE OR BEHAVOR IS AFFECTED BY THE ACT OF OB](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/7/8/559978.jpg?v=1)
![PINK MIST A military term that refers to the blood or brain matter splatter that results from a sniper head shot or a bomb explosion.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/0/4/560004.jpg?v=1)