If school taught us anything about science it was that there were a lot of long, weird words we couldn't spell and that the teachers really liked tests. But if those educators had taught us what you're about to learn, we'd probably be Academy Award winners in Science. Or whatever award science people get.

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This shark, first collected by scientists in 2010, has all-black skin that faintly glows, iridescent eyeballs, and teeth that are almost translucent.

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74% DARK ENERGY 22% DARK MATTER .6% INTERGALACTIC GAS 0.4% STARS. ETC. The whole universe as we know it, with all of its galaxies and billions of star

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Trees go Tto sleep, Too A 2016 Finnish study used laser scanners to observe daily movement in Birch trees. They found that the entire tree droops down

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CRACKED.COM In 2016. NASA discovered an asteroid that has been orbiting our planet. Their calculations indicate that it has been orbiting the Earth fo

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SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT THE MOST PAINFUL PLACE TO BE STUNG BY A BEE IS THE INSIDE OF YOUR NOSE Followed by the upper lip & the penis Yes, that

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Herrings communicate through farts. Having observed herring releasing air bubbles from their anuses (usually in a rapid pattern of 7-65 pulses), scien

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