We've got something shocking to tell you: The news media likes to distort the truth. And, worse, it's making everyone look like a bunch of assholes. For evidence of that, look no further than your social media feeds, where you'll no doubt see a bunch of fear-mongering via regurgitated, poorly researched news stories.

For example ...

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