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Have you ever watched any of the 'Star Wars' films and wished you had the Jedi Mind Trick at your disposal? Shut up, of course you have.
But, as it turns out, you don't need oversized brown robes and hand waves to make people do your bidding. No, all you need is to phrase things in a certain manner and people will be putty in your hands. Kind of. Maybe.
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