25 Absurd Early Roles Celebrities Don't Want You To See

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25 Absurd Early Roles Celebrities Don't Want You To See

Look, we've all done things we aren't proud of -- eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one sitting, worked a crummy job or two, let science experiments be done on our genitals so we could get our next Angel Dust fix.

Uh, where were we again? Oh right -- shame shit we've done. Fortunately for us, most of it goes undocumented and is lost to the annals of times. Unfortunately, the same can't be said the following famous people.

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25 Absurd Early Roles Celebrities Don't Want You To See

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25 Absurd Early Roles Celebrities Don't Want You To See

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25 Absurd Early Roles Celebrities Don't Want You To See

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