They say our culture is sex-crazy, and it's kind of hard to disagree with that notion, what with how plentiful and disturbing our selection of pornography is. But wank films aside, we can't even escape sex in the most innocent and innocuous of places.

As you're about to see, thanks to the work of AuntieMeme, if someone can slip a dick joke in somewhere, they will. Just take a look at ...

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Brown Sugar is a catchy Rolling Stones tune from the '70s. On the surface, it seems to be about the joys of romance with African-American women. ROLLI

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If you're doing Booty Bay quests in World of Warcraft, you'l interact with Enormous Shawn Stooker. THE NAME MEANS HUGE PENIS. It's from Young Frankens

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Rugrats was a show about babies. AND ALSO ABOUT' CIRCUMCISION. Girl baby: Man. They cut my cord. Boy Baby (staring into diaper): Consider yourself luc

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The Bride in Kill Bill is clear in her purpose RIGHT DOWN THE TO SOLES OF SHOES, HER WHICH SAY FUCK U. CRACKED COM htoliwwmiramaxconsubscriotmathuma

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Aberforth is Albus Dumbledore's brother. HE'S INTO AND GOAT BESTIALITY. In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore says that his brother was p

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Burger King Singapore created this ad to sell its hot dog-shaped burger. IT JUST TASTES BURGER KKING BETTER IT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND AWAY IS THE BURGER BK

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