Once upon time, in the dark ages before the Internet, we used to have to watch movies on VHS tapes. Anyone who's had to play with the tracking dial remembers how shitty this was. But, on the plus side, the ability to fast forward, rewind, speed up and slow down videos provided us many hours of unintentional hilarity.

And now we present that joy to you, before we kindly ask you to get of our lawn.

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