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They say it's a fine line between fandom and zealotry. Or something. OK, they don't actually say that but they should, because it turns out that a lot of people can go a little overboard with their appreciation for a game or a show or a character. Impressive, sure; but kind of a little nuts.
We put our readers to the task of scouring the Internet for these fanatics. The winning submission is below, but first the runners-up ...
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