22 Movie Survival Tips (That Will Kill You)

Look, we're just like you: Most of our life advice and goals are derived from movies. But it turns out that a lot of those movies are full of shit.
22 Movie Survival Tips (That Will Kill You)

Look, we're just like you: Most of our life advice and goals are derived from movies. But, in twist fit for said movies, it turns out that a lot of those movies are full of total nonsense.

With that in mind, we teamed up our favorite image magician AuntieMeme to debunked a few of the most popular myths Hollywood loves to use over and over and over again. Consider it our community service for the week.

22 Movie Survival Tips (That Will Kill You)
In THE SADDEST scene From Man OF STEEL, JONATHAN Kent YELLS, GO FOR THE OVERPASS! TO ALL THE PEOPLe THREATENED BY An OnComInGTORNADO. IT'S A WONDER
In THE movies AND on TV, THE WAY TO TREAT AJELLYFISH STING IS TO Pee on IT. WHICH MAKES IT HURT A LOT moreo Peeing on it will just activate the jellyf
WHEN IAn MALcOm GETS A FLESH wound, In JURASSIC PARK, HE APPLIES A MAKeSHIFT TOuRniquet TO STOP THE BLEEDING. HOPE HE DIDN'T WANT TO KeeP THAT LEG. A
22 Movie Survival Tips (That Will Kill You)
WHen A DRIVER GETS A FLAT in THE MOVIeS, HE BRAKES HARD & CRANKS THE WHEEL. WHICH IS HOW YOU cAUSE A CRASH. Instead, briefly tap the accelerator and k
WHEN A MOVie CHARACTER IS LOST In A BLIZZARD, SHE SURVIVES BY EATING snow. WHICH WOULD MAke HER THIRSTIER Not only can eating snow damage your mouth,
WHEn MOVIe CHARACTERS GET noseBLeeDs, THEY'LL TIP THEIR HEADS BACK. OSED HAX A39 in THE REAL WORLD, THAT CcAuSES CHOKING. Blood gushing down the back
MOVIES TEACH us TO open THE WInDOWS DURING A TORNADO, TO eQuALize PRESSURE. CAND KeeP An eye OUT FOR WITCHES.) DON'T DO THAT. Opening windows allows w
IF YOU'RE TRAPPED WITH A CAR under WATER, opEN A TIRE And BREATHE In THE AIR! Be PREPARED TO BREATHE In A LOT OF WATER. Even if you've got a knife to
22 Movie Survival Tips (That Will Kill You)
SUFFERING FROm HYPOTHERMIA? HAVE A BRANDY, IT'LL WARm YoU RIGHT UP. BY LOWERING YOUR BODY TEMPERATURE. Alcohol doesn't make you warmer. It just makes
22 Movie Survival Tips (That Will Kill You)
STRANDED AT SeA? DRINK YOUR PE, WATERWORLD STYLE! OR JUsT DRINK SeA WATER-IT'S A TOSS-UP. Urine is full of waste that your body needs to get rid of, s
22 Movie Survival Tips (That Will Kill You)
in THE ABYSS, LINDSAY DIES. BUT VIRGIL SHOUTS AND DEFIBS HER BACK TO LIFE. THAT DOESN'T WORK on DEAD PeOPLE. A defibrillator restores rhythm to a stil
YOU'vE GOT TO STAY WITH me! IS WHAT Movie CHARACTERSS SHOUT AT PEOPLE WITH concussions. THEY SHOULD REALLY JUsT LET THEM SLEEP. Before modern scanne
WHen Movie CHARACTERS ARE LOST In THE WILDERNESS, THEY STRIKE OUT And MAke THEIR WAY Home. REAL PEOPLE REALLY SHOULDN'T DO THAT. Lost people tend to g
WHen JOHN WAYne IS LOST in THE DeseRT, HE GETS WATER OUT OF A CACTUS. LET'S HOPE He'S NoT PLAnnING on DRnKnG IT. The alkaloid-rich mash inside a cactu
HAS OUr HeRO Been SHOT? We HAVE TO GET THE BULLETS OUT! oSAYS no DOGTOR ANYWHERE. Bullets are sterile, so there's no risk of infection. However, they
In SNAkes on A PLANE, MARIA SUcks THE venom OUT OF A KID'S SNAKEBITe. (SHE SWISHES WITH OLIVE OIL TO MAKe IT BETTER) WHICH DOESN'THELP THE SUcKER ORTH
22 Movie Survival Tips (That Will Kill You)

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