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Movie romances have a tendency to leave us all warm and fuzzy inside when the movie is over. Of course, that's because we probably never really sit down to analyze what just went on.
Because when you do that -- like us and AuntieMeme did -- you realize how messed up movie romances really are. And then you become super cynical about love in general. And then you end up sitting in your underwear, crying about your significant other who broke your heart in the 6th grade.
Fun times. Enjoy.
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