15 Kyle Kinane Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘I don’t understand why the people that play a lottery aren’t more afraid of lightning. Like if you believe in those odds, shouldn’t you? ‘Hey, I’ve got 20 bucks on the Pick 5. Is that a storm? Oh, shit!’’

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14 Jokes You Didn't Know Movies & TV Stole From History

14 Jokes You Didn't Know Movies & TV Stole From History

We've covered in the past a whole mess of stuff our ancestors beat us to. But at the very least, we're funnier, right? Those planks of the wood in the past were too busy dying or running from dinosaurs to have a sense of humor of things. Right?

Spoiler Alert: Wrong. As our readers are about to show you, it turns out our ancestors were a lot more original in the humor department than we are today.

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