The movie wise man is typically a character of unquestionable knowledge. Of course, upon closer inspection, this tends to not be the case. We asked you to take a look at some wise words "smart" characters have imparted to the audience and expose them for the bullshit they are. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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