15 Rita Rudner Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.’

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20 Supposedly Smart Celebs (Who Said Dumb Things)

20 Supposedly Smart Celebs (Who Said Dumb Things)

Just like you wouldn't take health advice from the homeless guy under the bridge, you should probably hold medical tips from famous people in the same regard.

And to help you sift through the bullshit, our readers pulled some smart-sounding things celebrities have said to unveil the stinky truth lurking beneath their lies. The craziest is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by mkad

The American murder rate is 50 times that of any other developed nation.- Russell Brand, (in a serious political piece where he cited many non-exagg

Entry by mkad

GRACKED WI mean people on pot shoot each other. stab each othero strangle each other, drive under the influence kill families wipe out a whole family.

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