Just like you wouldn't take health advice from the homeless guy under the bridge, you should probably hold medical tips from famous people in the same regard.

And to help you sift through the bullshit, our readers pulled some smart-sounding things celebrities have said to unveil the stinky truth lurking beneath their lies. The craziest is below, but first the runners-up ...

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