No one nails an Oscar winning performance out of the park on their first try. Or really, star in anything remotely close to a film that anyone in their right mind would respect. And thankfully, this is the Internet, where nothing ever truly dies.

With the help of former MS Paint expert AuntieMeme, we bring you some of the most majestic turds from the careers of famous actors.

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