No one nails an Oscar winning performance out of the park on their first try. Or really, star in anything remotely close to a film that anyone in their right mind would respect. And thankfully, this is the Internet, where nothing ever truly dies.

With the help of former MS Paint expert AuntieMeme, we bring you some of the most majestic turds from the careers of famous actors.

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ROBERT DOWNEY JR. PLAYED THE EVIL DOCTOR WHO TURNED TIM ALLEN INTO THE SHAGGY DOG. Surprisingly, he wasn't the dark force behind the nightmare- induci

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IN 2008'S SEVEN POUNDS, WILL SMITH PLAYS WHO SO GUILTY ABOUT A MAN FEELS THAT HE CAUSING A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT PET JELLYFISH KILLS HIMSELF WITH HIS SO SE

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T-1OOO Robert Patpick UOS the bod guy in the Double Dragon mouie. The F1000 Not the F-1000 Not only did he dress like Vanilla Ice, he also got the cra

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Reese Witherspoon played Lillle Nicky's mother. Which means she slept with this guy and gave birth to this guy. GRACKEDOONT

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Funnyman Jerry Lewis made a film SO bad it will never be released. It's called The Day the Clown Cried, and it's about a clown who leads children into

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COURTNEY COX STARRED IN 1987'S MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE. MONICA FROM FRIENOS STARRED IN A FILM BASED ON A CARTOON BASED ON A SERIES OF ACTION FIGURES.

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