No one pays attention to the fine print. We all assume it says the same thing on every document, which is ... what exactly? Turns out reading that stuff is pretty important, if anything to see the absolutely crazy shit that's hidden in there.

Our readers did some reading of their own to turn up the most bizarre fine print finds imaginable. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by CZM

More and more companies are adding mandatory arbitration clauses to your ToS. CHASE at&t citi SONY us bank NETFLIX AMERICAN 14.3 Agreement to Arbitr
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