War is terrible and violent and really just not fun or great. But sometimes some pretty hilarious shit goes down.

Our readers cracked open the Internet to bring you some stories that your history teacher never had the bulging genitals to tell. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by CZM

Hastein was a ruthless 9th century Viking, with his eyes set on the city of Rome. He couldn't penetrate the walls, so instead he showed up on a stretc

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