Children can be disgusting, infuriating, baffling, awful, and/or downright dumb -- and it turns out they can also be incredible badasses.

Our readers combed the Internet to bring you incredible acts of bravery that'll make you second guess calling the neighbor kid a punk again. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by CZM

Iqbal Masih was 4 when his family sold him into debt slavery, an illegal but common practice in Pakistan. He escaped after six years and became a lead
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