16 All Time Stunner Jerk Moves
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We’ve covered jerks before, and by gum, we will again. You could say it’s kind of our ‘beat’. Sorry to toss a little old school reporter lingo at you.
Here’s the thing, we aren't saying that going around being an asshole until you're famous for it is a great way to live your life. But it could make for one heck of a story. Behold, some of the biggest acts of dicketry in history. For example, Putin once stole something of immense value from Patriots owner Robert Kraft in an extremely on brand (if potentially apocryphal move). To be fair, the joke really is on the poor folks who genuinely responded to Mao’s call for written criticism.
The fact is, jerks abound in this world, and if you’re going to be a jerk, you may as well as do it in a way that leaves people talking and inspires jerks for generations to come. Not all of can become a Barry ‘the bulldozer’ Swegle, but we sure can try.
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![16 All-Time Stunner Jerk Moves - Mao introduced the Hundred Flowers Movement, inviting national change by asking reformers to write to him with critic](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/2/3/755623.jpg?v=2)
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![16 All-Time Stunner Jerk Moves - Kroc, known as the founder of McDonald’s, bought out the McDonald’s brothers. When they kept their original store run](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/1/7/755617.jpg?v=2)
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![16 All-Time Stunner Jerk Moves - Logger Barry Swegle ended years of feuding with a neighbor about a fence by bulldozing it. And the guy’s house. And t](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/2/8/755628.jpg?v=2)
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![16 All-Time Stunner Jerk Moves - In 2002, two ex-bandmates of Ozzy’s sued for royalties. Even after the suit was thrown out, Sharon removed their voca](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/3/6/756136.jpg?v=1)
![16 All-Time Stunner Jerk Moves - Two ’70s African dictators, Mengistu Haile Mariam and Idi Amin, had policies where after they executed someone, they’](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/1/6/755616.jpg?v=2)
![16 All-Time Stunner Jerk Moves - During California’s 2001 energy crisis, Enron shut down power plants on false pretenses to raise the price of electri](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/2/6/755626.jpg?v=2)
![16 All-Time Stunner Jerk Moves - This landlady leased to Danielle Kousoulis, who then died in 9/11. Lyman demanded $27,500 from Danielle’s family in l](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/2/4/755624.jpg?v=2)
![16 All-Time Stunner Jerk Moves - John Fogerty of CCR wrote “The Old Man Down the Road” in 1985, which was similar to an earlier song of his. Fantasy R](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/1/8/756118.jpg?v=1)
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