Jason Mantzoukas’ Pitch for ‘John Wick 4’ Involved Killing John Wick

Hollywood is foolish for not making this movie

Authors: By JM McNab
Published: March 23, 2023
Comments: 2

5 Silly Rules for Important Jobs

Space may be the final frontier, but it’s not the Wild West

Authors: By Eli Yudin
Published: March 23, 2023
Comments: 2

14 of the All-Time Raddest (and Lamest) Fictional Bands

This list features George Lucas’ jizz.

Authors: By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
Published: March 23, 2023
Comments: 8

15 Brian Regan Jokes for the Hall of Fame

“The lamest crime is loitering. You imagine a guy with a 30-page rap sheet that’s all loitering. What do you do with a guy like that? Throw him in jail, where he can’t go anywhere?”

Authors: By Dan Fritschie
Published: March 23, 2023
Comments: 0

Chris Tucker States the Obvious: He’s Definitely in for ‘Rush Hour 4’

Money talks, but not as much as Detective James Carter

Authors: By Keegan Kelly
Published: March 23, 2023
Comments: 2

22 Statistics That Will Change The Way You See the World

By:: Cracked Plasticians

December 03, 2012

We asked our readers to go out and find statistics that would make us pissed at our teachers for never having taught them to us. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

22 Entry by MrWilson

CRACKEDcO COMT THE HUMAN HEART CREATES ENOUGH PRESSURE TO SQUIRT BLOOD 30 FEET

21 Entry by Anthony Paparo

In January of 2012, 10.5 billion total minutes were spent per day on Facebook. Humanity wasted the equivalent of over 887 thousand years on Facebook i

20 Entry by runner-runner

CRACKEDCON If could fold of you a prece A4 just 42 frines it paper woulo Se thick eongh to reach the incon Mococon! Paper folddy folody folddy

19 Entry by runner-runner

Open a fresh deck of cards Perform 7 riffles' No deck in the universe has ever been arranged in the same order as the one you're now holding? 1 fficie

18 Entry by Parnopius

Originally standing at 482 feet, the Great Pyramid of Giza was the T S T man-made construction in the world for almost 4000 CRACKED COM years

17 Entry by runner-runner

22 Statistics That Will Change The Way You See the World

16 Entry by runner-runner

22 Statistics That Will Change The Way You See the World

15 Entry by ralphmiller

CRACKEDo CON There are one million ants for every person on Earth.

14 Entry by RoyalsMan

MOM. will dRivE you Nol! ME SoMEWHERE? iM Not dRiviNG you all OvER himbuktu!! HAMF OF THE POPULLATION OF UGAWIDA IS UNIDER 15 YEARRS OF AGE SOURCE: //

13 Entry by n00d3l5

THERE ARE OVER 1.5 BILLION FAT PEOPLE BUT ONLY 900 MILLION HUNGRY PEOPLE Just think about that for SOYLENT a bit.. GREEN

12 Entry by Mr.Jacobs

Eta .Car inae is.a (1) (2) (3) a supermassive star system It is ieved to contain at the minimum 100 times core material than the Sun i1. bicture of Ea

11 Entry by Vincent Pall

Nearly 200,000 people in the U.S. die yearly due to medical errors. Yet just over 30,000 deaths are caused by people using firearms (including suicide

10 Entry by Vincent Pall

You have approximately 60,000 miles of blood vessels in your body. If they were placed end-to-end in a straight line, they would circle the planet two

9 Entry by mechanicalpaper

View Photos of Me (236) CRACKEDCO CON View My Friends 102869320175436) Cheer up, you have Write something about yourself. more friends than think. Net

8 Entry by KMFDM4L

22 Statistics That Will Change The Way You See the World

7 Entry by Jouzou

If every single person on Earth moved to South Africa tomorrow... ...the population density would still be ower than in Tokyo today. CRACKEDOON

6 Entry by Nicolae Horga

Chance of dying from contact with a venomous animal or plant 1 in 3, 441, 325 USTRALY VISIT OOAN LISIA CRAGKEDCON

5 Entry by Destructosaur

1948, 64 % of US citizens Expected NUCLEAR WAR in the next 10 years. 1951 it was 730. 1982, 1986 and 1990 it was 490. And we're still here. CRACKED.Co

4 Entry by Nicolae Horga

CRACKEDe CON HOT COLD The odds of dying in a shark attack are 93 times smaller than those of dying from contact with a hot water tap Think of this whe

3 Entry by dsepko

81% of counties in the Appalachian region of the United States (that includes Kentucky, Tennessee, and West Virginia) have the highest rates of diabet

2 Entry by joebrown2020

If you shrunk the earth down to size, even with all its mountains and valleys, it would be smoother than a billiard ball.

1 Entry by runner-runner

ON AN ANALOG TV SET TUNED TO A DEAD CHANNEL AROUND 1 % OF THE STATIC IS LE'FTOVER RADIATION FROM THE BIG BANG CRACKED.COM

Recommended For Your Pleasure

Dana Carvey Teases ‘Wayne's World 3’ with Puppets

Party on, puppets

Authors: By Keegan Kelly
Published: March 22, 2023
Comments: 1

15 Bits Of Trivia That Spelunked Down Into The Deepest, Darkest Crypts Of Our Memory Palace

The oldest cat on record drank coffee, but… we don’t recommend that.

Authors: By Reba C, JhallComics
Published: March 22, 2023
Comments: 4

Wendy McLendon-Covey Has PTSD From ‘Goldbergs’ Stint with Jeff Garlin

‘That it finally happened, it was like, ‘Okay, finally someone is listening to us’

Authors: By Matt Solomon
Published: March 22, 2023
Comments: 4

Surprisingly Touching ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Scenes

Preettty, preetttty poignant

Authors: By JM McNab
Published: March 23, 2023
Comments: 0

Cheech and Chong Biopic Already Inspiring Contact High

Not sure when it’s out, but we’re guessing 4/20

Authors: By Matt Solomon
Published: March 22, 2023
Comments: 0

Justin Roiland Domestic Violence Case Dismissed Over ‘Insufficient Evidence’

The Orange County District Attorney will not pursue felony charges against Roiland, but the blowback of subsequent allegations has not yet subsided for the ‘Rick and Morty’ co-creator

Authors: By Keegan Kelly
Published: March 22, 2023
Comments: 7