We give our brains more credit than we probably should. We go to school, stuff a bunch of facts in there, and think we have a pretty good picture of what happened and when.

We seem to think that, just because we've walked around the planet for a couple of decades, we can understand the fundamental nature of time? The hubris! Here are a few historical comparisons that will throw your whole timeline out of whack:

The oldest living tree was almost five thousand years old when it was cut down. It was already 1,000 years old when the last woolly mammoth died. NOW

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