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By:: Shea

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Whether it's hip dips or pore size, advertisers (especially beauty ones) are always inventing problems that only their products can solve. This shame-based advertising model can be effective, but at what cost to consumers? Read on if you want to acquire some vintage insecurities.

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PROBLEM: Mouth Looks Old PRODUCT: Lipstick How Old is your Mouith Five Years Younger The dreaded case of old mouth. — Source: Mental Floss

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PROBLEM: Buzzkill Wife PRODUCT: Sparkling Drink Men- It's No Fun To Live With a Wife With NERVES I'm not entirely sure this product wasn't roofies, — Source: Dirk de Klein

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PROBLEM: Intelligence PRODUCT: Deodorant BEAUTIFUL BUT DUMB SHE HAS NEVER LEARNED THE FIRST RULE OF LASTING CHARM A Long-Lasting Deodorant Pit stank i — Source: History By Zim

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PROBLEM: Adult Skin PRODUCT: Lotion Love's Baby Soft. Because innocence is sexier than you think. Larc's Lanes Lm Ab both Eesid Iilt Doait Less bx ot — Source: Society Pages

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PROBLEM: Being Too Skinny PRODUCT: Yeast Products IF MEN HATE THE SIGHT OF YOU' READ THIS LET'S BEAT IT_ HERE COMES THAT SKINNY DAME MEN HATE THE SIG — Source: Collectors Weekly

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Not Being Date-able PROBLEM: Because You're Constipated PRODUCT: Bran Cereal She was a ONE-DATE Girl Smaller texts reads that the girl can't get a sec — Source: Mental Floss

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PROBLEM: A Well-Trained Mustache PRODUCT: Mustache Trainer? KAISER MIUSTACHE TRAINER. BEFORE. AFTER. If You Nice Well Want Trained I Mustache IN USE. — Source: Marmora History

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PROBLEM: Boobs Too Big PRODUCT: Rubber Garments Don't Stay Too Fat! COMFORT health and fashion demand right physical proportions. You can reduce the f — Source: Collectors Weekly

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PROBLEM: Jello Salads Are Too Feminine for Your Husband PRODUCT: Sugar-Free Gelatin HEAVENS. MARY! DO YOU CALL THIS A SALAD? WHY IT'S HATE MORE LIKE A — Source: Mental Floss

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PROBLEM: Sink Isn't Clean Enough to Eat Near PRODUCT: Drano YOU COULD EAT OFF HER SINKBU BUT SEWER GERMS THRIVE TWO INCHES AWAY T's ONLY A MATTER OF — Source: Flickr

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PROBLEM: Marital Issues PRODUCT: Vaginal Douche PLEASE, DAVE.. PLEASE DON'T LET ME BE LOCKED OUT FROM YOU! R DOUBT INHAITIONS IGNORANCE R Often a wi — Source: Mother Jones

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PROBLEM: Smelly Hair PRODUCT: Shampoo Remember YOUR HAIR COLLECTS UNPLEASANT ODORS This one makes sense if you spend a lot of time near a campfire, bu — Source: Collectors Weekly

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PROBLEM: Dishpan Hands PRODUCT: Luxury Dish Soap Romance dies at the touch of DISHPAN HANDS B DRIDES NOWADAY'S say they want to keep romance, so tbey — Source: Collectors Weekly

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PROBLEM: Stocking Appeal PRODUCT: Stockings Married? No reason to neglect SA. ISTOCKING APPEALJ Husbands admire wives who keep their stockings perfect — Source: Collectors Weekly

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PROBLEM: Lips Too Red PRODUCT: New Lipstick HE DOESN'T KISS ME ANYMORE! HE SAID MY LIPS WHY DON'T you USE WERE TOO RED TANGEE? IT'S ORANGE AND SMEAR — Source: Collectors Weekly

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PROBLEM: Red Hands PRODUCT: Dish Soap HAD ALMOST MY HUSBAND RED HANDS! My A FIT ABOUT says MRS. MARION FREDERICK wife of Army Air Corps Lieutenant He — Source: Mental Floss

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PROBLEM: Buttons That Gap PRODUCT: A Fasterner Such little things irk CAN a man Sh-h-h. .she has GAP-oSIS Sic'aa all awIMlor Pretty amd amnart. Dase — Source: Collectors Weekly

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PROBLEM: Feminine Mephitis PRODUCT: Vaginal Douche MEN CAN'T FORGIVE FEMININE MEPHITIS Unusual smells from your otherwise self-cleaning oven requi — Source: Collectors Weekly

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PROBLEM: Spreading Communisim PRODUCT: Paper Towels Is your washroom breeding Bolsheviks? Employees lose respect for a company that boles fails erunbl — Source: History By Zim

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