To wield the power ring is to wield one of the most powerful weapons in the universe. It grants the bearer flight, the real-time translation of all languages, and the ability to make solid constructs out of pure light!

Hal Jordan puts this awesome power to good use when he deftly... transforms himself into a piece of mail and takes a nap in a mail box?

Hal Jordan figures out that he's been hypnotized. THEN I WENT HOME -FELL ASLEEP AND TYPED up MY DAY'S ACTIVITIES TO THE SPIES-. INCLUDNG. OBVICUSLY, T

He's been duped into writing a diary and mailing it to a group of spies. r BARELY MADE IT HOMNE BEFDRE I WENT OUT LIKE A LIGHT ANOWIT THEN BUT LEARNED

Unfortunately, he was hypnotized by something yellow! VAND WHEN I SOIGHT 7O ERASE THAT HYPNOTIC COMMAND... IMPOSSIBLE! YAUR CONDITION POWER RING, RESU

But wait! His best friend Pieface (YIKESI gave him a great idea! WELL. FOR PETE'S SAKE WHAT'Y you GOT A PAL FOR I CAN FALLOW THAT LETTER! YOU WRITE TH

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He'll simply write his secret letter, literally CC himself... TO CHANGE HIM AS HE SLEPT... ..INTO A CUPLICAT OF THE AMAIE LETTER HE TYPED up NOw IARTE

And have Pieface ISORRY put HIM in the mail! WHEN THE EMERALC CRU- SADER AWAKENS. IN HIS GUISE OF LETTER AND ENVELOPE. HE IS INSIDE THE MAILBOX! AND W

Since the spies' address is fake, Hal gets put in the Dead Letter Box* IN THE LOCAL POST OFFICE, HE IS DROPPED NTO THE DEAD LETTER BOX... THAT FIGURES

The spies collect the dead letter their diabolical plan all along! - and gather to read it. GOD! OUR LEADER HAS JUST ARRIVED  NOW AT LAST WE CAN OPEN

Hal turns into a giant mail man and punches The Boss! A WHITE- SLOVED FIST DARTS OUT... I'LL START AT THE TOP- WITH THE HEAD-SPY. AND WORK MY WAY DOwn

THE NEXT MOENT THE LETTER COMPLETELY METAMORPHOSES INTO THE EMERALD CRUSADER... START IT's SHOOTING.-AND GREEN WE'LL DEPOSIT LAWNTERN! HIM BACK IN SOM

It's not important, but Hal goes on to knock out the dude goons, and make the lady goon dance. Maybe to death? AS THE SOIES SAG UNCONSCIOUS. THEN LIKE

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